street smarts

A dumbass's justification for why he sucks at life.

Dumbass Billy says, "I dun need no school, I have dun got street smarts."

by Adam Fuma August 1, 2004

Donkey Shart

Donkey shart is when you shart in a public place and you have to haul ass out of there.

(Usualy you go home to change clothes and take a shower.)

Bob: Ted totally donkey sharted last night at beths house.

Timmy: Yeah i saw him come out of the shower when i came home after the party.

Beth: I was wondering why he ran out so fast.

by geno2k3 January 9, 2009

shart blaster

The act of blasting music in a short amount of time.

Person: *Turns up music really loud with headphones*
Person 2: Mom! Jade is being a shart blaster!

by Reality Ninja 99 June 29, 2017

web smarts

Or web smart

Similar to street smarts

Knowledge gained on the internet, and used to hold conversations on the web, whether it be on a forum, a social networking site or an instant messenger.

Your quick quirky internet wit can be described as a web smart.

Gee whizz jimmy you sure seen off that forum troll with your web smarts.

You think you are so clever with your web smarts.

by el_tel April 14, 2008

Giggle Shart

The trifecta of laughter: giggling, farting and having a little bit of poop coming out.

Dave laughed so hard at Rob's Cards Against Humanity card that he giggle sharted while his parents were in the room. MOST EMBARASSING

by RodeoSafety February 27, 2015

shart cock

A young police officer , often named Jeremy

You shart cock!

by Bk island February 18, 2018

Samrt

Its smart but misspelled, and now its a word

"Dude, the girl in our class is really samrt, i dont think i can beat her"

by Stinky fish February 1, 2020