Smartoff

when someone is displaying their intelligence in a flashy annoying manner similar to that off a showoff.

When asked to recite all the prime numbers under 20, Rob rattled off all 10 of them within a minute therefore qualifying him as a smartoff because of the tone and confidence in his voice.

by Mgre4U November 20, 2010

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Smartanus

Mostly male person who enjoys ending friendly arguments over scientific matters, which could have gone for hours and would have entertained both the people arguing and the audience, by pulling out his smartphone and declamating "on wikipedia, it says..". Is closely related to the hipster. The smartanusness of an individual is inversely correlated to its self-esteem and penis size.

John: "Man, I am totally sure! Tomatoes grow on trees!"
Jack:"Dude, where do yo get this from? Tomatoes are roots!"
Corey: "On Wikipedia, it says..."
John: "Put that phone down, you Smartanus, or I´ll shove it up your ass!"

by tadahbadumtss June 24, 2012

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Smarty-Pants Phone

Anyone who uses their smart phone to try to impress people. Usually described by someone who does not own a smart phone.

Guy: "Check out what my new iPhone can do! Don't you wish you had one?"

Girl: "Oh, you think you're such a big shot with your Smarty-Pants Phone."

by The Mountain Cat July 29, 2012

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Smartnician

Smartnician:

A technician or installer of Smart-technologies with software and hardware that is controlling temperature, illumination, alarm, stove etc. through a tablet or smart-phone.

All my lights and ovens turned themselves off again yesterday. I need to call the smartnician.

by Johet January 9, 2014

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