National Hold Short People Day 

After October 21, which was throw short people day, October 22 you can hold anyone under 5’4 with no permission needed (Out of apology for the day before Oct 22)

Prepare to be held for it is National Hold Short People Day

National Hold Short People Day by AyoooitsMay October 16, 2021

2 olives short of a martini 

A situation where a man's testicles are gone. Said by Uncle Phil to Will in Fresh Prince of Bel Air, Season 3, Episode 12.

He got shot down there, so now he's 2 olives short of a martini if you know what I mean.

2 olives short of a martini by TheIndianSavage November 16, 2021

James is Short 

the act of calling James short. If you call James short you will automatically give consent to be butt fucked by him.

James is short!

James is Short by Luh nigga February 6, 2022

Owen is short 

The shortest person you will ever meet is Owen.

Kid 1: Who is that short kid?
Kid 2: I think that's Owen. That Owen is short

Owen is short by Kilo Gram March 4, 2022

National pay your short friend 

On March 19th you owe your shortest friend £5! If you don’t they get to slap you.

National pay your short friend day

National pay your short friend by Lolipopssss March 19, 2022

National Kick Short people day

People over 5’4 can kick people under 5’4 date July 25th

Over 5’4 hey today is July 25th
Under 5’4 okay and
Over 5’4 it’s national kick short people day
Under 5’4 I guess your right

National Kick Short people day by tornado is here June 28, 2022

a few cents short of a dollar 

Not so bright, lacking intelligence.

Fred: Bobby thinks Washington D.C. is in Washington State!

George: Well, we always knew he was a few cents short of a dollar…

a few cents short of a dollar by Saww Con July 7, 2022