A Suicide Date

A Suicide Date is when you date someone so horrible, or so unbearable they make you want to kill yourself because they make your suffering that much more miserable

No, Wait! Johnny Don't take that cyanide!

Sorry Tim, just went on a Suicide Date and now I wanna fucking die

by Oppressionator May 21, 2019

Russian Suicide

A method of suicide where the perpetrator shoots themself multiple times in the back of the head.

Did you hear about Gary Webb? He exposed the CIA in 1996 and in 2004, he committed Russian suicide.

by headshotcraft February 20, 2023

suicide

when someone is fighting a battle they knew they were never going to win

I can do this, oh wait i can't, i feel like i wanna commit suicide

by by joseph D, last day of 2023 December 30, 2023

Suicide

Suicide is a very serious thing that a lot of people don’t take seriously. I have heard. Lots of people say that it is the selfish thing to do when you’re depressed but it’s not. The people who say this type of stuff are real jerks. If you feel alone your not their are a lot of people who will help if you are going through a hard time, take me for example just recently I have been dealing with suicidal thoughts but i did the right thing to do and called the suicide hotline to help and knew it was the right thing to do and I just want you to know depression doesn’t go away it stays with you for the rest of you life but their are people that can help you deal with this and make those thoughts gradually go away.And please if your are harming your self or having suicidal thoughts please reach out somebody and know your not alone

Eric:i feel like I want to kill my self

Bob: oh I didn’t know
Eric: it’s ok
Bob: it’s not I’m going to call someone to help you
Eric: I can’t afford that!
Bob: don’t worry about that I just want you to get better
Eric: ok
Suicide: the feeling of one wanting to end their own life

by Eric_smith24 February 21, 2024

Suicide Fuck

when you fuck someone and when you cum you kill yourself.
this is considered illegal but its so hot!!

"i really love it when people suicide fuck with me, its one of my kinks!!!

by jamalison January 9, 2022

The Suicidal Violin

The act of jerking one’s penis while simultaneously cutting one’s wrist like a violin.

Ben was so depressed and horny last night, he began to play the suicidal violin.

by cwilly1482 July 10, 2023

Suicide Rip

When you desparatly attempt to rip a burnt pod or tank in a sad attempt to get a head rush.

Mike: Ew Jack that shit tastes like a cigarette butt wtf..
Jack: Your straight boss you gotta take them suicide rips for the buzz sometimes

by 860boy February 4, 2018