chewed the spoon

1. Chewing the spoon is getting invited to an event that you were looking forward to, only to be rejected by the host when you get there.

2. In general, it can also be used to describe something that doesn’t go the way you thought things were going to go. At worst, it puts you in a shitty situation for no reason.
Definition 1.

“Hey, I thought your buddy Zach was going to be here at this party?”

“He was, but Amanda broke up with him last week and since it’s her party he had to go…”

“Damn, sounds like he chewed the spoon…”

Definition 2.

“ I was really hoping to go see someone in New York this weekend, but the person I was going to visit ghosted me, leaving me stuck in New York with no money, and ruined my plans… I really chewed the spoon on this one”
by Ester Tallon Joe October 09, 2022
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Rustic Spoon

When you insert a spoon into your rectum and then eat out of it.
Damn Billy, That rustic spoon you gave me early really hit the spot.
by crazycat42 December 15, 2020
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Nittle spoon

An openly gay single guy, that hosts brunches for his straight "friends" making them feel rather uncomfortable.
by Anonymous :p September 23, 2016
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Big spoon

Big spoon is infront of little spoon.
Emily is allways big spoon
by Strits August 16, 2020
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Big spoon

An insult, primarily used by Indigenous women. Hiy hiy.
"Err, look at Janice. She's such a big spoon."
by Woodland Woman September 23, 2022
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Tiger Spoon

When a freakish person claws your back off in a gentle spooning position.
Holy shit, that bitch tiger spoon}ed the fuck out of me last night! I think I'm bleeding!

Beware, she's a Tiger Spooner!
by Charlisica April 11, 2010
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Georgian Spoon

A method used by college students in Georgia to enhance studying or sexual performance, in which a person dissolves a stimulant into a spoon (usually amphetamines or caffeine) and ingests it orally.
"Did you hear what Joe did to prepare for the exam?"

"I heard he did a Georgian Spoon with crank and adderall!"

"What a maniac."
by AlFromGeorgia November 01, 2022
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