sloppy papi

A sloppy looking Latino. A very rare sight, as Latinos are usually very neat and sexy in appearance. If you're lucky enough to see one, grab a snapshot and post to the Sloppy Papi page.
Are you loco ese?! You're not picking up any chika's tonight looking like Sloppy Papi, fool!
Daaamn, here comes Sloppy Papi looking like he just crawled out of a dumpster again.
Julio, I know you're not thinking you're going out with me tonight looking like some Sloppy Papi! go change pendejo!
by Big Papi Juan23 March 07, 2017
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Saskatoon Sloppy Turtle

When you're on top during a 69 and you sit up and drop a filthy diarrhea splat on your lovers chest. This leaves them on their back, hands and legs flailing in the air like a turtle turned on its shell.
After dinner last night my girl couldn't wait for me to give her a Saskatoon Sloppy Turtle.
by Lazy Larry Lord January 05, 2009
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Sloppy Joe Job

A blow job given with a mouth full of sloppy joe mix, ground beef, or Manwich.
Hey, before you finish that Manwich, why don't you come over here and give me a Sloppy Joe Job.
by Dr.Steak June 01, 2010
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Sloppy Top Tennessee

When your cousin or sister gives you head.
"Yeah, my cousin Jenny gave me some sloppy top Tennessee the other day after the family reunion"
by Somewhere in the Midwest May 05, 2023
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Sloppy Texas Toast

A sex move, when your partner takes a shit in your vagina and then fucks it.
Dude, Debra let me give her Sloppy Texas Toast. It was wild!
by Ginger Cat Attack September 25, 2019
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this is where you find a friend who is eating a burger, and try to stick your penis inside their burger when they put it down, in an attempt to make them bite your penis. rarely works, but is a very nice site to see.
John Alllllmost got me with the sloppy whopper with cheese! i would have bit his dick clean off.
by stan harris March 24, 2007
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Sloppy Elephant Walrus

Blasting such a big load in your girls mouth that she chokes on it and it comes out of her nostrils..
Maya blew me with the best mouth I ever felt, I shot such a load that she choked on it and and my splooge came gushing out her nose.. A sloppy Elephant Walrus..
by Bwanab August 01, 2010
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