sloppy lasagna

when your going down on a one nighter or 6 pack chic, and you take her pants off... at this point you have forgotten to shut the lights off!!! and the labia hang like slave of wizard, which reminds you of home cooked lasagna with the cheese melting off!

"yo eric, i came home wit dat ho, she took her pants off and "oh shit" SLOPPY LASAGNA!

by girl from hateration! April 21, 2009

Sloppy Joe

A term used to describe one who lacks fanciness beyond accepted boundaries or exhibits other forms of general irresponsibility.

Mark: Did you see what Tom was wearing yesterday? He looked like he just climbed out of bed.

Ann: Yeah, he's such a sloppy joe.

by Crivello March 24, 2011

sloppy tippy

When a dude gives his pipe to someone and it is still limp. The pipe just is there.

"This guy just gave me the best sloppy tippy ever!"

by LearnedZombie January 23, 2017

Sloppy blowjob

When you cum so much in her mouth you pass out in disbelief of how good it feels

Give me a sloppy blowjob, or I'll give you sloppy back shots

by BabyFleshlight12 December 21, 2020

Sloppy Joe

A male, she-male, or strap-on wearing female who continues to thrust either penis or dildo into anus even after the catcher releases his/her feces in a projectile manner on the penis or dildo.

Bishop: Dude that girl i brought home last night shit on my dick when i was railin her in the ass. But its me dude, I KEPT GOIN!
M&M: You Sloppy Joe, you.

by LilWayne Power People December 9, 2008

Sloppy Joe

A nickname for a friend who has had sexual relations with a girl after another friend.

Ugh, you fucked Megan too, what a Sloppy Joe!

by Pimp nasty funky ch-pimp June 24, 2011

Sloppy Joe

The act of a women filling her mouth with chili or a meat sauce then performing oral on one of her male peers.

Ryan: Oh man she gave me a sloppy joe
Nathan: Delicious.

by Dopsonr September 30, 2011