Sudoku-Slap

If you got a wet newspaper, so the ink is running, you take out the sudoku page and slap someone in the face with it so that it leaves a mirrored print of the sudoku.

Robert was acting like a twat and bugging me with Jeroen's laserpen all the time, so he left me no choice but to sudoku-slap him.

by Pim (look it up) October 30, 2008

slap a pickle

To slap a mans' penis

Girl 1: He pissed he off, so I gave him a slap a pickle
Girl 2: Oh my god you did?

by Ryan Seecrest April 30, 2008

Venom Slap

When you are cumming after finishing intercourse you ejaculate on your hand. Then after you cum in your hand you slap your mistress she will then have one side of her face covered in cum.

Last nite I venom Slapped my girlfriend for the funn of it, for some reason she was really turned on by it.

by TheVenomSpitter July 8, 2011

crotch slap

When your walking and someones hand accidentally swings into your crotch.

*guy swings his arms while he walks*
girl: WOAH you almost crotch slapped me!
guy: oh sorry
girl: yeah YOU SHOULD BE

by be boop dap dup April 24, 2014

Ham Slap

Ham slap is another phrase for jerking off, especially someone who makes a lot of noise when they jerk off.

I just had a great ham slap.

My room mate had a ham slap that vibrated through the walls last night.

by Learninator June 5, 2019

Sensai-Slap

To hold your dick in both hands and slap your beloved across the face, as if you were chopping off their head.

"Hold your head up so that I can't Sensai-Slap you with my sword!"
"Jack Sensai-Slapped the shit out of me the other night and I can't move my neck!"

by toastanddogs October 14, 2015

pp slapping

Slapping a girl (or man this is quality people) with your pp

Girl: Yes baby mmm~ slap me with your pp mm~

Boy: *Continues pp slapping the girl*

by Thatoneuberlësbīangirl November 9, 2019