Shafted

roots from "shaft" (the long part of the penis)
to be owned by one's insults
raped (figuratively)

O shit, you just got shafted!

by Billy Blowjob Jo February 26, 2008

Shifter

noun -

a term used to describe a woman that when engaged in sex shifts her body in such a way that breaks a man's penis.

The woman could be a sadist or just an inexperienced, sex-crazed lunatic.

Empirical evidence shows that they are a very clear and very present danger to dicks everywhere. You've been warned.

Doctor: "What have we got"
Nurse: "Another fractured penis"
Doctor: "Good God! This is the seventh case this week. We have a serial shifter on the loose!"

Guy 1: "Damn, that girl is fine."
Guy 2: "You don't want none. That's a shifter if I ever saw one."

by BilltownHustler September 17, 2013

Shafty

Shafty (adj):
A word for describing a penis-like object.

Bob: Hey man, that banana sure is shafty!
Joe: What are you, gay?

by 8===:D June 11, 2009

pussy shifters

Paddle shifters on a automatic transmission car.

Bob wants to think he is in full control of his car so he paid extra for a set of pussy shifters.

Only fags use pussy shifters your born with a left foot for a reason "the clutch paddle".

by TimeToFap July 28, 2014

shaftian

All around horrible gamer , looks like tp fuentes and only dates girls in middle school

oman r.kelly pulled a shaftian

by boodah February 27, 2003

Persnickety Shaft

PERSNICKETY SHAFT: SNOBBY DICK

PERSNICKETY: Fussy or having the aloof attitude of a snob; requiring painstaking care

SHAFT: a long pole forming the body of various weapons, as lances or arrows; dick

I cannot believe that persnickety shaft wore pink pants to work today!

by snitch & snatch October 6, 2009

Shifting

Dumbass shit thats just lucid dreaming, but dumbfuck astrology bitches swear it's real.

Shifting:
"Did you know that you could Shift into a different reality by doing ______?"
"Those are the same techniques used to Lucid Dream dumbass"

by SuGonDees April 13, 2021