Zator Reverse

The "Zator Reverse" is a technique developed by a traveling band of beautiful Polish gypsies.

It is an act which supplants the techniques of beauty and seduction to ensnare unsuspecting victims into a great state of happiness, only to leave the person downtrodden and wanting.

Often, the victims experience great pangs of personal doubt, insecurity, and/or financial loss.
On one especially damaging occasion, a Zator gypsie stood naked in a park, waving and smiling at those passing. When an officer arrived to remove her from the park, she first convinced him to mount her upon the closest tree, and pleasure her in great earnest prior to her arrest. During such pleasuring, the remaining members of the woman's band snuck behind the man and stold his wallet, gun, and pants, and effectively performing the Zator Reverse.

The officer, being unable to comprehend or cope with the sense of loss upon realizing his situation, became a homosexual and moved to Rimrose, Kentucky.
by BC 1000 October 09, 2009
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Reverse Stranger

The "Stranger" is a sex act, whereby a person sits on his hand until it is numb before masturbating, so that it will feel as though someone else is giving him a handjob.

The "Reverse Stranger" is the act of sitting on your own genitals until they are numb, so that when you masturbate it feels like you are pleasuring another person.
Doing the "Reverse Stranger" can lead to acute thrombosis.
by Frasier Nutzov November 26, 2011
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Reverse Bandwagoner

The opposite of a Bandwagon Jumper. As opposed to cheering for a popular team or team that is having huge success, the Reverse Bandwagoner begins hating said team.
Me: Man, I hate the Indianapolis Colts.

My Brother: I guess that makes you a Reverse Bandwagoner
by Sandman1690 July 16, 2008
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reverse bandwagon

When you dont like a sports team because too many people like them.
Since many people jumped on the bandwagon when Lebron James went to South Beach i am now riding the reverse bandwagon and hate miami.

examples of teams. Miami Heat, New York Yankees, New England Patriots, and other high market teams who buy players.
by jnewx10 June 13, 2011
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Reverse negrosis

The medical condition in which a black person turns from a black person to a white person. Some symptoms may include the lightening of hair and skin tone, the shrinking of lips, losing the urge to eat fried chicken and watermelon, listening to more crappy pop music like Justin Bieber or Taylor Swift, the increase in the pitch of their voice, and their inability to rap as well. It is often contracted from being exposed white people for an extended period of time.
Black Guy 1: Dude, you got so pale over the summer!
Black Guy 2: Yeah, I'm suffering from reverse negrosis.
by newtonfig May 15, 2013
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reverse stranger

this is the most idiotic thing i've ever heard of. numbness is caused by lack of blood flow. an erection requires excessive blood flow. you can't have both! if you gave this definition a thumb's up, you need to go back to 8th grade health class.
some moron is trying this right now.
by anonymous March 02, 2005
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Reverse 69

A sexual act wherein two people place their mouths on each other's mouths. One partner stimulates the other's mouth while the other simultaneously does the same.

So named because it is the opposite of the less common 69.
"Hey dude, did you end up 69ing that chick?"

"No dude, just reverse 69, she was kind of a prude"
by Josh Hug August 01, 2009
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