One who is Queen Douche probaly uses a douche, smells like a douche, and hit's douches.She rules over krusty doucheland and has sir maiden douches. Basically it's every meaning of the word douche.
Autumn Queen of Douches creed :hear he hear he from the flaming mellows marsh to the nemadick mountains through sir nichlolas's nature. I rule all of smelly doucheland and every used and clean douche that lives in it. I am and will always be the douche queen. Through the crotch crossing and the trout (fish ) trail I will rule over all douches.
by scottnicholas October 10, 2006
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The Red Queen tries to act innocent but she can't fool some. She's a janus faced slandering filth with a repulsive tongue. Constantly sees herself as superior bullying men into a relationship that fades by dusk.The Red Queen is a very insecure girl with alot to learn when it comes to how to please and keep a man. She undermines people's abilities and and does not wish well for anyone. She wants all the worldly treasures to herself not realizing that life is a treasure itself. Stay away from red Queen because you will not benefit from her friendship, she's a narcissist and a bore. So, if you see a short, red haired, blue-eyed boisterous troll with a gigantic bulbous head with pale skin, run for you life! You can order a bobblehead of the red queen from Walt Disney Studios. The great thing about is you can stick it on your dash and you can keep the kids entertained in the car for hours.
The Red Queen tries to act innocent but she can't fool some. She's a janus faced slandering filth with a repulsive tongue. Constantly sees herself as superior bullying men into a relationship that fades by dusk.The Red Queen is a very insecure girl with alot to learn when it comes to how to please and keep a man. She undermines people's abilities and and does not wish well for anyone. She wants all the worldly treasures to herself not realizing that life is a treasure itself. Stay away from red Queen because you will not benefit from her friendship, she's a narcissist and a bore. So, if you see a short, red haired, blue-eyed boisterous troll with a gigantic bulbous head with pale skin, run for you life! You can order a bobblehead of the red queen from Walt Disney Studios. The great thing about is you can stick it on your dash and you can keep the kids entertained in the car for hours.
Red Queen: "you should know the difference between secrets and lies".
Red Queen: "words can lie, see beyond them".
Red Queen: "a lie will rise me up, and one day another lie will bring me down".
Red Queen: "I can't believe I didn't see him for what he was from the beginning: a wolf in sheep's clothing. And now I'm the sheep pretending to be a wolf".
Red Queen: "I'm an accident. I'm a lie and my life depends on maintaining the illusion".
Red Queen: "words can lie, see beyond them".
Red Queen: "a lie will rise me up, and one day another lie will bring me down".
Red Queen: "I can't believe I didn't see him for what he was from the beginning: a wolf in sheep's clothing. And now I'm the sheep pretending to be a wolf".
Red Queen: "I'm an accident. I'm a lie and my life depends on maintaining the illusion".
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Hey isn't that Lily heading to Taco Bell?" "Wait it is?!? Yo she's a Taco Queen, we need to stop her, she has too many tacos." "It's too late. Taco Queens will stop at nothing to get their Tacos. She's already inside.
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