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Queef

An explosive sound emanating from the female front bottom similar to flatus but without the rancid smell.
Gordon: *turns around with flo* “really? Flo? What are you doing?”
Flo: “aaarrgh!!” *Stomping with Queef Sound* “I’m tired
by MayDayMeh June 19, 2018
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queef

"oh frick! i just queefed!!"

"guyyyyyysss you made me queef!!"
by sticky_ickey_47 July 31, 2019
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queef

an explosion in a girls vagina after intercourse. this is very dangerous. A woman's queef was the cause of 9/11. so sad. please don't queef.
by dua lupalupa February 23, 2022
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mountain queef

A small Swiss village was wiped out yesterday by an avalanche caused by a monumental mountain queef. Resue services are still searching for survivors - Reuters
by Jammy11 April 23, 2017
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Lil queef

The best most queefiest rapper on the planet, slogan: just queef it out baby.
Person 1: hey have you heard of lil queef

Person 2: yeah he’s the queefiest
by Spac3_Venu5 February 17, 2024
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whale queef

When a whale has a loose vagina and let's out a fart--through the vagina
"Whoa...did you see his girlfriend Angel? When she walks and her thighs hit together it sounds like a whale queef"
by Pinkieforest69 June 4, 2017
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John paul Queef

When you are listening to Led Zeppelin and you queef out of your coochius Maximus
Omg! Chloe I just John Paul Queefed out of my pussy lips while cranking my hawg to Custard pie by Led Zeppelin
by John Paul Queef June 27, 2024
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