Pulling a Shinjo

When you're trying everything in your power to NOT have sex.

Girl that has a crush on you:"I've been thinking about you all day haha, I even think about you whenever i'm masturbating LOL. Hey I am single by the way, I split up! Don't even know why :P w-wanna go out sometime?"

Shinjo:"I gotta practice my mario sunshine speedrun. Some other time maybe"

Shinjo later that day:"Guys I am starting to think of a possibility that this girl in my class might want something from me."

Friends:"He's pulling a shinjo again..."

by Sanosai January 23, 2019

pulling an ally

sleeping all day

ex.
cami: hey ally are you awake?
ally: yeah i just woke up, imma sleep again tho.

danny: you sleep all day
ally: i-
cami: she is pulling an ally

by cartiwantspluto February 16, 2020

Pulling A Chapman

To masturbate outside, at night, on your deck or patio. Preferably in cold weather.

David's wife caught him Pulling A Chapman last night.

by ProblemSolver February 07, 2011

Pulling A Viannca

When you pretend to have something very important to say but just say never mind...

Kathy: OMG! OMG! OMG! GUESS WHAT?!?
Tom: What?
Kathy: OMG!
Tom: What?!
Kathy: Oh nevermind
*Kathy is Pulling A Viannca *

by Mr.BlahBlah June 30, 2012

pulling a karen

When that inner *sshole comes out of your system. Usually, talking to the manager at a local Subway.

"Lemme talk to your manager about this!"
"Just shut the hell up, you're pulling a Karen"

by mrduck12 June 26, 2020

Pulled a Rissa

To fall and break a limb or extremity while checking out a member of the opposite sex who is employed in the service of protecting civilians, ie Fireman, Police Officer, Paramedic

I almost pulled a Rissa the other day while I was checking out a cute paramedic.

by livvylola February 21, 2010

pulling a frago

When one agrees to participate in an event, proceeding to go AWOL on the day of said event.

"Hey man, you seen Snedders today?"
"Nah, man, he must be pulling a frago again."

by lilbeavis2k6 July 03, 2014