Punching the Dragon

Slang for male masturbation. The rigorous, reciprocating motion of your hand comprises the "punching," while the "dragon" is your penis. Presumably originated from the fact that ejaculation can rather resemble fire being breathed by a dragon, if you have sufficient technique, anatomical predisposition, and you eat enough BWW Wild sauce beforehand for color and sensation.

G-Money: "Whoa! That new waitress is hot. On an unrelated note, you boys will have to excuse me while I go to the restroom."

B-Ryan: "He's totally in there punching the dragon."

by Benny Dawg January 16, 2011

The Punching Bag

When a couger gets down on all fours and lets you beat her titties with your weiner, not unlike a boxer would punch a bag.

William's mom let me perform the punching bag to her last night.

by Otis Spunkmeyer__ June 22, 2011

Snicker Punch

When you're having sex and it slips in the wrong hole.

"Last night I slipped and snicker punched her... she's still mad at me."

by ediblemongoose October 16, 2012

Hole punching

The act of two men ramming their assholes together.

I caught Kevin and Larry hole punching each other at Jamie's party last night.

by Hobby-less December 27, 2016

pipeline punch

The act of putting a condom on one's fist and repeatedly punching someone's anus

"Dude some girl wanted me to give her a pipeline punch last night"

by The great bucknasty April 15, 2016

Punch in the butt

A game to break up a boring or awkward moment by punching someone in the butt, usually an innocent bystander. After you punch them you proclaim, "punch in the butt!"

frank: what a wast of time why am i here? Ow! what the hell man?!

Billy: Punch in the butt!

by itaub1 August 31, 2010

Brownie Punch

When a guy can't find the hole and continues to ram his rod forward in an attempt at anal penetration.

He's such an eager beaver that he'll probably brownie punch the hell out of the first girl that lets him knock on Heaven's door.

by Ravonus October 17, 2013