owned

defeated, lost, humiliated. To be the butt end of a joke.

Scotty was owned when Jared nuts were dropped on his chinny chin chin.

by marc March 9, 2005

ownage

Total domination of an opponent

I am teh 1337 ownage!

by Sp00ky- April 15, 2006

owned

To urinate on yourself in your sleep. This usually occurs after a night of heavy drinking.

Ownage can also occur to people you might be sleeping with or some objects your are sleeping on or near.

"Dude you pissed on my couch!"

"yeah, I soaked it......OWNED!"

by Nasdaf June 30, 2004

owned

word used by gamers. Typically shows a lack of knowledge of the outside world and the workings of the female body.
See also pwned

Gamer: I just owned u fuccin n00b

Average guy: well I guess I should give the control back to my 11 year old cousin go home and have some sex with my wife and or girlfriend and or woman I picked up at the bar.

by garrtron3030 August 21, 2008

owned

the act of being someone's bitch, being in great debt to another, to be roaly fucked, to be humiliated.

The indians got totaly owned.

I owned your mom, sister, and girlfreind last night after you left.

That Navy Seal owned the shit out of Nick.

by The Daves May 25, 2005

ownage

to be the ownage ypu must absalutly spank...rape and humiliate all noobs

hey i was on command and conquer last night and this ultimate gamer called spudsup owned me.... yeh id say that guy was the ownage

by spudzup November 6, 2006

owndville

Owndville where noobs go
hahaha ownd lawl
go to owndville
i just pwned u nubs

Please, ur such a nub Go to "Owndville" and dont come back until you are a l33t gawd

by CB7 March 16, 2008