When you get kicked in the balls so hard that the ghosts of your ancestors show up invisibly, clutching their nuts and wailing, bemoaning that they lived and died in vain, since their lineage ends here.
The legendary nutslam Stacy gave him was so powerful it reverberated through the ages, up through his male lineage. The ghosts of his ancestors were writhing around on the floor, invisibly cradling their ghost-balls. His dead great-grandmother was clutching her bosom, silently wailing, how could someone do this to her little bambino?!
The dreaded ball-seance of the ball-damned.
The dreaded ball-seance of the ball-damned.
by BallbustingStacy May 30, 2020
A male species typically seen wearing a pastel polo shirt with a popped collar, white sunglasses, sporting a fo-hawk, and ripped/faded jeans. This man will also see himself as god's gift to women; little does he know, the only reason girls stare at him is because he is a tool. He may even be observed winking at fine females.
by Taquita August 12, 2007
The act of having sexual intercourse with a member of the melon family such as a Canteloupe or Honeydew. A hole is drilled in the rind of the melon and it is heated in the microwave to the appropriate temperature.
I caught Hank Melon Balling the students watermelon out by the dumpster this morning. Needless to say, I don't think he should be teaching here any more.
by Meatman January 16, 2006
Dick or Ball is a game of deception where one person will uncover either there dick or ball, trying to make it look as close as possible to the opposite. You may do anything short of touching the dick/ball in an attempt of figuring out what it is.
Me and bamie \ were playing dick or ball yesterday. boy was i surprised when it turned out she was showing me her balls!
by narkchenik August 29, 2008
ME: I need help studying for the test
HOT TEACHER: do you need me to teach you a lesson?
ME: I'm sorry, What?
HOT TEACHER: do you need me to teach you a lesson?
ME: Oh, You just threw me a curve ball.
HOT TEACHER: do you need me to teach you a lesson?
ME: I'm sorry, What?
HOT TEACHER: do you need me to teach you a lesson?
ME: Oh, You just threw me a curve ball.
by shotinthedark112 June 17, 2009
When you are pooping and the length of your turd would cause you to normally have to raise up off of it, but it breaks and falls forward hitting your testicles.
by biskitz September 09, 2008
A ball of accumulated food/funk that varies in size, forms in the throat and then is dislodged sometimes involuntarily into your mouth when you are talking or clearing your throat.
The smell of it is comparable to Shit.
The smell of it is comparable to Shit.
by TenFold July 08, 2009