Steve

Steve..the ugliest, most foul human being to walk onto this earth. His personality is almost as ugly as himself, he decides to treat anyone and everyone like hot steaming garbage. He cannot keep a person that loves him or even shows him an inch of respect. You will hang out with him for less than an hour and very much regret every choice you’ve made involving him. He chooses to be an abusive lifeless person and doesn’t let anyone stop him. You don’t even care anymore though.

Linda: So. How’s your husband doing?
Carrie: He’s just..being an absolute Steve.

by joslk June 25, 2020

Steve

That one guy that keeps insisting that the earth is flat but you have to put up with him because he is the one that you pay rent to or some dumb shit like that and he has a wife called something like Karen,Barba or Debra.

Person A:''Aww fuck,don't look now but I think that's Steve over there.''
Person B:''Shit....''
Steve:''Where is my rent,Person B?''

by fluffyshi July 2, 2020

Rando Steve

A 24 year old man that for some strange reason is on a group full of 14 year old children and Private messages them because he is a pedo

Omg there is a rando Steve on our group

by Lucinda is Lit July 18, 2020

Pink Steve

A soft penis belonging to a white man.

I was in the locker room and there were so many pink steves hanging out.

by Pink Steve July 28, 2020

friend of steve

A way of saying that someone is gay. Like Adam and Steve

Is he... you know... *hand flip*???
Oh yes, he is a friend of steve.

by spbtmWords August 31, 2020

Steve Jobs

A genius and revolutionary man of our time he invented the Macintosh one of the first ever home computer’s he was then kicked out of Apple until they rehired him from that point on he is innovated some more macs in 2001 he invented a revolutionary mp3 player named iPod changing the music industry forever and then in 2007 he introduced th iPhone the world’s first touch screen smartphone I mean who could even imagine needing that Steve Jobs that’s who this is a perfectly conveys his great mind in 2009 he introduced the iPad which was a touchscreen netbook but actually good see netbooks at the time we generally slow crap put out at the cheapest price possible
In 2011 he sadly lost a long battle with pancreatic cancer we as a planet owe an awful lot to the Genius Steve Jobs
#Imisssteve #iSad

Person 1: I love my iPhone
Person 2:Me too all thanks to that brilliant mind of Steve Jobs

by Imisssteve September 20, 2020

Steve

What you call a person who can’t make good comeback jokes.

Steve: “Makes some sort of shitty nonsensical comeback joke”

“Good one, Steve”

by BeardKingFuzz September 28, 2020