Wanna hear a joke, Murray?

Bound as a warning, as something said that will astonish you, shock you.

Will Smith posts a video, captioned '' Me n' @jadapinkettsmith got all dressed up to choose chaos, right before the INCIDENT.
Comment:
'' Wanna hear a joke, Murray? ''

by Aughh April 2, 2022

snapchat joke

A joke that only lasts three seconds.

Person 1:"I'm an alien, I mean what"
2 minutes later, while talking about living in another planet

Person 2: "Shhh don't blow their cover"
Person 3: "late response much? That was a snapchat joke"

by Julieeann March 16, 2016

is a joke

said as a term of slang

simon: what do you mean, why did you say that??
Harry: is a joke bro chill

by faZe._XxurmumXx._ May 12, 2021

joke

"joke" also referred to as you.

"Bob is a joke!"

by not_tiffany January 15, 2022

a joke

something that people can't get for some reason.

timmy: was that a joke?
tom: you've got to be kidding me

by WintiBear May 15, 2022

Joke

An Excuse people use when they did something wrong to get out of a Lecture.

Person 1: Person 2 hit me
Person 2: It was only a Joke. Why do you have to take everything so seriously.

by A fucking mess January 4, 2019

i could make a joke right now

When someone wants to make a dirty joke but doesn't say it and leaves it to the listeners imagination.

Arisa: *Eats a hotdog*

Reg: "I could make a joke right now."

by lemonpopeanuts March 27, 2023