Purple cow

the best most cool thing in the world. It's a cow and it's purple and it totally rocks my socks to the end of the earth. They eat green grass. They are mad hot.

LOOK A PURPLE COW is falling from the big orange sky! Look at the color contrast between the purple cow and the sky!

by purple cow lover November 14, 2004

Purple Unicorn

When someone is talking about certain subject around friends and they slyly change the subject without notice.

Today I told my good friend Ivan that he was perfect and he quickly changed the subject.

Andre: Dude, Leah....Sebastian is annoying me. He's one confusing ass motherfucker.

Leah: So yeaaaa Lo.... a purple unicorn flew past my window and farted glitter.

by soccernigg88 September 27, 2009

Purple cobra

One who thinks (s)he is cool but in reality is not; ranks above poons and unterpoons

George W. Bush is a purple cobra

by Kingmaker May 16, 2006

Purple Man

Purple Man is someone who doesn't take sides. They rep for both the bloods, and the crips.

Andreas: Eh jason, who you reppin, bloods or crips?

Jason: I'm a Purple Man, I reppin for both the bloods, and crips, yo.

by TearFall October 22, 2006

Purple Rain

Purple Rain is a sexual act much like a Golden Shower, except the woman committing this act is on her period.

Guy at pornography store - "Excuse me, does this film have any Golden Shower scenes in it?"

Video clerk - " No bro but it has a crazy Purple Rain scene in it!"

by Miss Metal Heels August 6, 2010

purple football

Eggpress's testicle ottoman which is purple in color and football in shape.

Oh great nut! Have you ever seen such a large ball?!
Calm down my son, tis only the purple football of our small friend, Eggpress.

by eggpress1 September 5, 2006

nai the purple

stupid loser who plays Lineage 2 too much.

Phillip is better than him at all games.

Ian is one haha, rofl! ftl :( :( Nai the purple is a pink and dark sparly princess!!

by uvarox September 22, 2008