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keyboard ninja

one who is a internet tough guy mostly on social networking sites i.e. myspace,facebook etc. probably someone who needs self assurance and the only way of feeling tough.
im sick of these keyboard ninja's actin hard on the net.
by 907jones January 12, 2009
mugGet the keyboard ninjamug.

pirate-ninja

Pirate-Ninjas are basicly Ninjas that are as smooth-talking or disguistingly rude as a pirate, and can also perform all ninjary whilst being fucked up like a pirate.

Weed and Liqour are the standard intoxicants required for ninja-piracy, although any upper, downer, stimulant, depressant, dissociative, or psychedelic can be used.

There are three Master Pirate-Ninjas:
Jay the Liar
RizN the Trickster
and Nic The Guy Who Is Quiet, Short, and Incredibly Sneaky

from there, the hierarchy goes:
Pirate-Ninja Advocates (pirate-ninja trainees)
and Morons (everyone else)
whoa, that guy just smoked 5 blunts, ate a gram of shrooms, then kicked atleast 9 or 37 people in the face, got laid real quickly, then dissapeared into the night. Damn he's a Badass Pirate-Ninja!
by Joint Masta Jay April 30, 2005
mugGet the pirate-ninjamug.

ninja biscuit

When you fart in your hand and throw it in someone elses face. This was done in the movie Orgasmo.
A-cup: Merry Christmas (ninja biscuits Joe).
Joe: Ahroghorhoh
by razer6890 July 11, 2007
mugGet the ninja biscuitmug.

Ninja Whale

An exclamation used by the Comics And Graphic Novel Board on GameFAQs. This was term was coined from the "Marvel Vs. DC" comic book where Namor was easily subdued by a whale that Aquaman had summoned, which fell flat and squashed him. Usually ended with a "'D" for dramatic effect.
"w0ah!1"
"Pwn'd!"
"NINJA WHALE'D!"
by Everything, Now! November 13, 2005
mugGet the Ninja Whalemug.

I-Ninja

Great game released over any platforms.
Features a ninja that violently kills anything that gets in his way, including his sensei. The "I" stands for iron. Therefor the main charactor , Ninja, is an "Iron Ninja". The whole game reaks of bad karate movies!
Aw, look at the cute lil' ninja...!
Wait, did he just cut that guy in half!?
by ...? January 3, 2004
mugGet the I-Ninjamug.

Mini Ninja

Jane: He was so fast that his mini ninja was steaming
by The word inventor November 30, 2009
mugGet the Mini Ninjamug.

Ninja Cheesecake

A cheesecake-tasting mixed drink consisting of about 50% vanilla vodka and 50% tonic water.
There's no cheesecake in this drink, but it tastes like it! There must be a delicious ninja cheesecake stealthily hiding in here.
by IridiumXi February 28, 2011
mugGet the Ninja Cheesecakemug.

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