Bone Numbers

Girls phone numbers that you phone/txt hoping to get some action from them.

Louis: Hey Wayne, did you pick up some bone numbers from the club last night?!

Wayne: Ya man i sure did, im working on one right now!

Bone Numbers by t-rexmartin April 7, 2009

numbersexual

Being sexually attracted to numbers and other mathematical signs.

Person A: Oh yea I am numbersexual

Person B: *draws an 8 on the whiteboard*

Person A: *immediately cums*

numbersexual by anonymous February 7, 2021

numberclusted 

A feeling of great confusion in vast amounts

i feel very numberclusted

numberclusted by gregross November 18, 2022

the numberjacks 

The numberjacks is an amazing animated series about the German front lines, it is animated with precision German engineering, it’s the shit

“Have you seen today’s episode of the numberjacks?”
“Yeah man it’s the best one yet”

the numberjacks by IsTachankaPutin May 10, 2018

Numbners 

The physical feeling (numb) associated with denying the passage of blood to both hands and ultimately losing feeling, followed by the act of masturbation.

Very similar to the stranger but with both hands.

Last week I was in a meeting so boring I sat on both hands and gave myself numbners, then felt sorry for myself I couldn't leave the room.

Numbners by FriendsOfYorkTavern April 25, 2011

Numerist 

Racist to numbers

I hate 17

That number 15 is so overrated

Why are you so numerist bro

Numerist by The Numerist July 3, 2014

Numbrunger

A person who counts numbers all day, like an accountant, so much that they can't even properly say the word,"number."

The head honcho over there has been a such numbrunger since tax season that he paid $25 for a corndog.

Numbrunger by D U G April 5, 2017