I'm Going on Break

Said after solving a taxing problem or difficult issue at work, 'cause after that you definitely deserve a break. Or even better if it wasn't so difficult or taxing, 'cause hell yeah you're going on break anyway!

I want to get a job as someone who names kitchen appliances. Toaster, refrigerator, blender....all you do is say what the shit does, and add "er". I wanna work for the Kitchen Appliance Naming Institute. Hey, what does that do? It keeps shit fresh. Well that's a fresher....I'm going on break.
- Mitch Hedberg

by birdlives March 19, 2008

Dude, I'm a donkey!

The art of being horselike whilst not being a horse.

"Dude, I'm a donkey!" ("Dude, I'm not a horse, zebra, gazelle, etc.)

by Almer March 5, 2009

Done as I'm doin' it

The task is finished according to me, whether it is done or not.

That English paper is done as I'm doin' it. Screw the directions.

by Bob WhatsHisFace May 31, 2009

I'm outta hours

Nice way for a husband to turn down his wife's sexual advances upon entering the bed.

Wife: Wanna fool around???"
Husband: "I'm outta hours" while he is rolling over...

by waitinpatiently July 7, 2010

Yeh I'm that guy

Yeh I'm that guy

Yeh I'm that guy

by Yeh I'm that guy January 8, 2019

i'm a swell guy

Swell guy

Hey thanks for helping me you didn't have to get up, no worries I'm a swell guy

by My Ecstasy February 13, 2019

I'm bored cya

Ur bored and u leave

I'm bored cya nerds

by DerpiPenguin June 8, 2018