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A first ass man move

A first ass man move is one of great wisdom and self-awareness. This generally refers to moves that are unexpected, spontaneous, and perhaps even outright brilliant.

Origin: While this phrase may be of ambiguous origin, this term, for unexplained reasons, is heavily assosiated with the lord and saviour, Jesus Christ himself.
Boy 1: How did you get rid of that clingy chick that keeps stalking you on social media?
Boy 2: I blocked her.
Boy 1: Wow dude...that's a first ass man move, if you ask me.
by Jimmy's Croissants December 26, 2019
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dick move

"Magnus withdrawing from the Sinquefield Cup is the definition of a dick move", says Ben Finegold during a casual stream.
Context:
Magnus Carlsen is the best chess player in the world. After losing a match against a significantly lesser player, Hans Niemann, Magnus withdrew from the tournament. Middle school drama ensued as people began to speculate that Magnus was implicitly calling Hans a cheater.
It's a dick move to withdraw from the cup like that; it's basically unheard of since Bobby Fischer.
by cinf September 9, 2022
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Idiot move

My cousin Jeffrey sold his iPhone 13 for $10. That was an idiot move.
by Get your COVID vaccine December 20, 2021
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Post-Move Fuck

When you move into a new place and have sex within 24 hours. Typically your first night or morning in a new place. Possibly as a house-warming thing.

It could be with your partner, a one-night stand, or a hooker.
Me and Gertrude moved into our new place yesterday, and post-move fucked the roof down last night! What a great way to end such a long and difficult day of moving.
by Lefty Power 123 September 26, 2021
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A virgin move

Anything that Ellen or em does
Ellen and em moved , wow that's a virgin move
by Ganggivers November 25, 2018
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moving tampon

Also known as a Toyota Celica specifically black 7th gens
Ladi Dadi drives a moving tampon
by J/K November 10, 2013
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MOVING TAIME

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This is what music that is QUALITY SONGWRITING does as MOVING TAIME as pronounced MOVING TIME with LOVE and ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE thrown in.
Please I am so FUCKING DEPRESSED about this all out assault on the most valuable INSECT the FIRE ANTS as I need to start MOVING TAIME to go where nobody else has gone before to my TIME SHRINK.
by RACKETEARING FAMILY NAME June 20, 2021
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