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Doing a Monty

Urinating on one or more bouncers. Can also encompass urination on general security personal, such as stewards, or shop security. Does not include urination on security or surveillance equipment.

Named after the infamous cricketer Monty Panesar, who, after hassling some local ladies, did the business on a few bouncers in a club in Brighton.
Holy fuck! Kevin's Doing a Monty, he's gonna get us chucked out!
by Man_5 September 6, 2013
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Three Punch Marty

Instead of free throws, when opposing basketball players foul they must enter a ring and get three slaps or receive three slaps
The Blazers could have really benefited from Three Punch Marty against Stef last night
by eriqp April 17, 2017
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Um Jammer Marty

A rhythm video game by Flipline Studios released on March 18, 2019.
Bruh, Um Jammer Marty is a piece of overrated crap.
by Pamy_Chan August 27, 2020
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The Ross Martyn

by bob7259 July 22, 2021
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The ol' Ross Martyn

Named after the famous engineer for his excellent ass eating skills
The act of spreading checks and licking the auns
Girl gave me the ol' ross martyn last night
by bob7259 July 22, 2021
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rock and marty

The show where that one doctor got turned into a banaba
Rock and Marty made me contract T.S.G.V.
by RoseRed669 January 22, 2023
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The Zero Mortal Plan

The Zero Mortal Plan is the way Zamasu and Goku Black will kill all mortals in order to create an utopia, a world with nothing more than immortal beings.
"The Zero Mortal Plan starts today!"
by TheRealGogeta February 18, 2024
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