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morning glory

an asian store that sells all those annoying japenese and korean characters on every single fucking item that you could ever think of.
*with asian accent* yo mannnn let's go play DDR at Morning Glory!!!!!!!!!
by truth December 26, 2004
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payton manning

Payton manning is a looser, bitch, and a choke artist.
Payton Manning is a huge choke artist. He ranks up there with Tony Dungy, Scott Norwood, Bill Buckner,Thurman Thomas, and Alex Rodriguez as guys who just could not win the big game. 4 years at Tennessee and he couldn't win Manning leaves and the vols r champs. How about those 4 turnovers against the pats in the afc championship game. When the kicker gets drunk and talks about u that says it all
by robert Duffitt December 6, 2006
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mornington crescent

Fictional game played by Londoners of a certain background, intended to intimidate an outsider to their social clique. The aim to to pretend you are playing to a set of complex rules which are never explained.

Players take turns to name an underground station, the "winner" is the first to "reach" Morninton Crescent, at which point they enthusiastically shout the name of this station. If the outsider attempts to join in, they shout him down, giving a look of abject scorn.

It can be played on internet message boards, derailing a serious thread by posting a comment with the name of an underground station in bold. Then consecutive users will start posting otherwise irrelevant comments with more station names bolded, until someone simply posts in bold capitals "MORNINGTON CRESCENT"!!!!!
SUBJECT - CONGESTION CHARGING
<Fred231> I hate the congestion charge, it costs so much to go into the City
<Bob456>But public transport is also expensive, it costs me a bomb to get to Charing Cross each day.
<Ed34>My granny lives near *Old Street*
<HotChick765>I bought a Parrot from *Leicester Square*
<ZeroCool4723>MORNINGTON CRESCENT!!!!!!!!121!!234!!!!

and the thread is derailed.
by Mahmhn May 24, 2009
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Saturday Morning

This is the act of eating cereal out of a vagina. It usually takes place while watching cartoons in your pjs.
Bobby was partaking in a "saturday morning" with Sandy while enjoying a rousing episode of the Smurfs. He later puked it back up into her mouth. (puking is optional!)
by John Wilder January 9, 2007
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morning glory

a mans 'early morning joy', often rudely awakening the wife, girlfriend or some slag they picked up a few hours before.
His morning glory was as appealing as his morning breath
by Muffy, Bucca and MC January 27, 2003
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asian morningface

when one wakes up with very squinty eyes making them have the appearance of an asian
Hey, tyler had the worst asian morningface at kegs and eggs!
by Christopher Bizub May 4, 2007
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half mooning

to eat out fat girls assholes constantly, working from the far side of the shit flecked asshole forward to the front of her cheesy rashers
vince the head gasket is always half mooning boxrots shit caked asshole, thats why he's always so happy
by buckins July 18, 2006
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