An individual engaged in anal intercourse, whose facial expressions resemble that of a chimpanzee. Often seen in porn flicks by bad actors and egotistical steroidal junkies who think they are god's gift to sex.
Check out that freakin' bung monkey banging that back door. Someone should shove a banana in those lips!
by Rocksongs September 27, 2007
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Get the Spunk Monkey mug.The act of taking a dump without using any toilet paper, and then not flushing the toilet. Totally gross and should be avoided.
I couldn't believe that someone took a naked monkey and didn't even wipe. I had to flush and then wait to take a dump.
by ExNWPers July 10, 2005
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Get the Monkey's Birthday mug.used to describe a black person sitting on his porch all day doing nothing, but it can also refer to a mexican who is outside constantly doing some task that would take a normal person under 10 minutes to do.
a porch monkey could be a mexican working on his car, changing its oil, ALL DAY LONG, with several of his brothers and friends. very annoying when you live next to them and you have to listen to their spanish jibber jabbering all day long. then just when you think they're going to go inside because it's dark, they they bring out a lamp...
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