Your Mom

worst comeback ever.

Steve: Your a douche

Bob: your mom is a douche!

by ghks1117 September 19, 2009

Murphy's Mom

the most gorgeous celestial being on this plane of existence. somehow she gave birth to murphy, but we forgive her because she's hot

Murphys mom has got it goin on

by Liam February 17, 2004

emily's mom

a rare type of dinosaur that survived the mass extermination by chuck norris

HOLY SHIT ITS EMILY'S MOM!!

by Nicole&Emily August 11, 2008

Mom stroke

A modified breast stroke that allows for sunglasses to be worn and hair to remain dry.

"I'm doing the mom stroke to cool off, plus I just washed my hair".

by hipmom January 28, 2010

Mom spit

The spit a mother has that can heal wounds and take the dirt off your face when there are no napkins in sight.

Kid:Mom I scraped my knee!!*cries*

Mom:Ok let me us my mom spit to make it better

by Angie Kerns March 20, 2009

mom’s spaghetti

LITERALLY THE BEST THING IN THE WORLD. PUT FUCKING CHEESE ON THAT BITCH AND ITS AMAZING. Oh and it’s also a lyric from academy award winning song by Eminem “Lose Yourself”

Knees weak arms are heavy
There’s vomit on his sweater already
mom’s spaghetti

by Murminatrix December 26, 2017

colins mom

biggest slut of the universe

Colins mother is like the village bicycle, Everyone has taken it for a ride.

by Jon April 16, 2004