mass fat

Originating in 2006, where one person would often use his palm to cover his face then turn away saying:'AAWWWWWWW MMMMMAAAAASSSSSSS'. That same person then used the word mass as a very poorly defined insult-apparent (we all just thought he was a wackjob).

There then born was the phrase mass fat. Now used in conjunction with the mass rotation, in situations of obvious not-funess/uncool-ness/shittyness.

Also can be used as an exclaimation, or as adjective. Sometimes as a suggestive noun.

1.
person one: Dude! The French was due yesterday!!!

person two: MASS FAT!!!

2.
person one: Do you know Avirl Lavigne?

person two: She's mass fat.

3.
*person one does a crappy move in soccer*

person two: You're mass fat at soccer.

by BAM! and the dirt is gone! January 9, 2008

esalen massage

Located in Big Sur, California, the Esalen Institute has become synonymous with fantastic, relaxing massage and bodywork. Esalen massage is characterized by a personal approach, including the use of intuition, long strokes, integration of multiple modalities and in the process creating a tapestry of structured touch that many people believe to be the greatest form of bodywork on earth. Listen to Michael Benghiat music in the esalen massage DVD.

After Carla won the competition for the new advertising account, she was hit by another car on the way home. Feeling stressed-out, she called up Tom and scheduled an esalen massage for the next morning. The next day, after her esalen massage, she called her friend Emily and said, you've got to have an esalen massage -- it's the greatest thing I've ever done for myself.

by john5535meaders March 19, 2007

Mass Game

To play a video game excessively without stoping. 5-6 hours or more is a sign of massing games. I invented this but i also invented SAND before any of these people on this site

Nick-"Dude i played warcraft for like 10 hours today"
David-"You mass game warcraft"
Nick-"shutup david what level are you, 22? not even good!"
David-"I hate me"
Nick-"good"
David-"SAND nigga"

by Nicking and Daviddisaster April 6, 2007

massachusetts

The state simply known as MA or MASS due to an impressive and consistant illiteracy rate among truck drivers, postal workers and tax collectors, who are the only people who care it exists.

This is my friend Jim, he's from Boston.

by supraturtle November 10, 2006

Fall River Massachusetts

A small Portuguese town where everyone thinks they know everybody, and everyone thinks they are related to Lizzie Borden. And most kids end up at the shitty B.M.C. Durfee high school. They have the most ridiculous accents, and nobody would give a shit if it was just bombed and taken off the map.

"Hey do you know anyone important from Fall River Massachusetts?"
"Nah, anyone from Fall River is a waste of skin"

by superspammer January 27, 2009

Massapequa

A town that is very nice for the most part. The most scumiest area is between south of sunrise and north of merrick road where the houses are falling apart and are dirty. Theese kids definetly don't have a bmw or a nice newly built modeled house like the kids south of merrick rd and north of sunrise highway.

Massapequa is pretty gross north of merrick road

by Jenna P November 10, 2007

Weapons of Mass Delusion

Any or all of the tanakh, the bible, the koran, the old testament, the new testament.

For 4000 years weapons of mass delusion have been used to persuade the ignorant masses that an imaginary supreme being guides and governs their life.

by noteapot January 12, 2008