oak planks in minecraft

oak planks are literally like the number 1 most known block/item in minecraft

You: do you know oak planks in minecraft?
Friend: yea

by nicku1006 July 17, 2025

Minecraft

One of the worst fucking games I've ever played singleplayer, one of the best multiplayer. The variety of Minecraft is vast but it can sometimes me a shit show of a game that worsens my brain cancer ten fold everytime I play it alone, I'd rather have a orgy with Justin Bieber in a hot tub than attempt a single player survival world. Better yet, add massage oil and jerk mate into the mix, and give Justin a Botox for extra quality. Fuck Minecraft, I'm too busy playing plants vs zombies.

"Hey Derrek I just got Minecraft, how do I play it?"

"Fuck off I'm playing a better game"

by Hectic3613 May 15, 2022

Minecraft

3D Terraria

"person 1: dude did you see the new Minecraft update?"
"person 2: dude Minecraft is ass. its just 3D Terraria

by jimmyfavfan March 11, 2024

minecraft

dying game

minecraft is a dying game

by kyllolol April 8, 2021

minecraft

the most successful program written in java

minecraft is the most successful program written in java

by anonymous May 25, 2024

Minecraft empires

A minecraft server that has recently collabed with hermitcraft and also a minecraft server where you own an empire of silly things

Guy 1: “Hey bro have you seen the new collab with hermitcraft and minecraft empires?” Guy 2: “Yea bro”

by I need help 2023 February 14, 2023

Minecraft Meanie

a person who likes to mess up Minecraft mini-games and\or get-togethers, could also be know as a katana

stop breaking blocks youre being a minecraft meanie

by bigboi_spamz January 28, 2020