New Milford

A town not too far from Farfield County. One place that you can find a farm every 20 acres of land. Most people live here because they lived in Farfield County and it just got too damn expensive.

I was in New Milford the other day. On my way home, I almost hit a cow.

by Mellisssaa October 19, 2005

Milfy

An adjective meaning 'smooth' and 'straighforward'

"How did the exam go?''

''It went pretty milfy thanks''

by Oranguphant November 11, 2009

West Milford

A town in Northern New Jersey. It's basically in the middle of no where. Trees surround it, and bears infest thoes trees. The High School is filled with druggies and drunks. Most people who live here want to leave ASAP. Trust me, don't move here. The taxes are high, and you get nothing.

There are many lakes that crackies vandalise and ruin. again, don't move here.

Girl 1: Hey, I'm moving to West Milford.
Girl 2: Really? That crack addict of a town?
Gril 1: Yeah. All my cousins live there.

by Jenny E. May 18, 2008

Milfbait

Milfbait: someone under the consenting age who is attractive and has a child

that girl is only 15 and has a kid, that makes her a milfbait

by AbelTrock December 25, 2010

West Milford Black Bear

A sexual move when one partner takes a shit in the vagina, mouth or anus of the other.

I didn't have the time to take a dump in the bathroom, so I did a West Milford Black Bear instead.

by Cocktit69 February 22, 2010

milfyway bar

someone who has fucked a milf

Yo dude you her about the new miflyway on the block?

Yeah dude that milfs husband is creepin on the milfyway bar now.

by The Milfyway Himself March 13, 2009

milfudi

a male man with the name of milan which acts like a fud , so you call him milfudi

stfu you milfudi

by karm koonus September 27, 2010