Maximum Masturbation March

A term that refers to a challenge done during the month of March, where people will maximize the amount of masturbation they can do. Since Destroy Dick December is already a thing, this word's challenge challenges people to do the highest amount possible, without collateral damage.

Sorry but I'm busy, I'm about to participate in maximum masturbation march. Wanna join, bro?

by EnerJetix March 29, 2023

Mercy Fuck

The sex you give your partner when they are looking & feeling pathetic.

He had had such a bad week and I was really tired but I gave him a mercy fuck to cheer him up.

by Rakky4 February 4, 2010

merck

to destroy, own, embarrass, pwn, wreck, damage emotionally, ect.

mostly used by bros, sometimes used by commoners.

"We completely mercked in lax dude"

"merck city, population *insert other teams name here*"

by unsexynoob April 5, 2010

Murch!!

its pretty much watever u want it to mean...it all depends on how u use it

u murchin=u trippin
Murch!!=wow
Murch!?!=aww foreal?

by Mr.E.K.G March 15, 2011

March 17th

The day where life of the earth was born. Otherwise known as Jordan’s birthday. Make sure on this day you give all of your money to this man

“What’s today’s date?” “It’s march 17th we must give our offering to the god of Jordan!”

by March 17th October 16, 2019

March 23

If you are born on March 23 you are Satan’s child and will probably commit murder some day.

Oh no, she’s born on March 23 she’s evil.

by Strawberry_Bliss November 4, 2019

March Sadness

if and when your team gets beaten out of the ncaa mens basketball tournament

after the sweet sixteen it was just march sadness for me.

by michael watt April 9, 2009