by Matthews god friend January 28, 2019
St. Matthew High School is in the middle of Orleans and has a population of about 1,400 students. Every single grade 7/8 act like retards while grade 9’s are just on the verge of realizing how retarded they really were. Grade 10’s are starting to date grade 9’s because that is the new trend at St. Matthew High School. Grade 10’s are also starting to lose their virginities, but Grade 11’s are too. Grade 11’s smoke weed, get drunk on weekends and start all the school drama. Every single Grade 11 would want to become Co-President next year, but only about 5 of them would take an effort to do so. Grade 12’s are thinking about college now and honestly no one pays attention to them. They just do their own thing. St. Matthew High School is known for their shitty basketball team, their drug use, nicotine addicts, that one furry girl, messy lockers, fake friends, expensive uniforms and their “talented” and “upcoming” soundcloud rappers (The rappers won’t be shit in the future). St. Matthew High School is one hell of a school.
yo, what school do you go to?
I go to St. Matthew High School in Orleans.
How’s that?
It’s just a shittier St. Pete’s.
Oh I see.
I go to St. Matthew High School in Orleans.
How’s that?
It’s just a shittier St. Pete’s.
Oh I see.
by haydengreemo May 21, 2019
A misinterpretation of the lyrics from my generation, by Limp Bizkit. Can be used in many ways. The choice is yours.
*my generation plays in background* Andy: Did he just say Sifting through the Matthew's Fridge
Kyle: no what's the fuck is wrong with you the actual lyrics are take 'em to the Matthews Bridge, what would that even mean?
Andy I don't know it can mean many things.
Kyle: no what's the fuck is wrong with you the actual lyrics are take 'em to the Matthews Bridge, what would that even mean?
Andy I don't know it can mean many things.
by evilscruffy2 September 12, 2021
Someone who is a casserole merchant. A person who also may have a fond interest in Alkenes and Prince Phillip…
by Jake Alexander B September 05, 2021
by idrcaybh January 17, 2022
Big dicked man with the biggest dick in the world and is the best in the world at sex and gets all the girls he wants and has a friend named sack and sack has a small dick and gets no girls
by BDB. (Big dicked boy) June 21, 2015
Matthew de Graff has the biggest boobs ever.
He's the lamest kid to hang out with. He jiggles where ever he goes. He says he's a Pittsburgh penguins fan but actually he is a Toronto Maple leafs fan plus he likes to suck Tom Brady dick.
He's the lamest kid to hang out with. He jiggles where ever he goes. He says he's a Pittsburgh penguins fan but actually he is a Toronto Maple leafs fan plus he likes to suck Tom Brady dick.
Person 1: you know Matthew de graaf
Person 2: no who is he
Person 1: he's gay you don't wanna meet him
Person 2: no who is he
Person 1: he's gay you don't wanna meet him
by Savagekiller21 November 05, 2019