Lance

This mother fucker wont stop being a try-hard in COD zombies, and everything he does.

Lance wont stop being a try-hard at fortnite and its pissing me off
Lance is actually a god when it comes to COD zombies.
YOOOOO, Lance just got the platinum trophy for Call of Duty Blacks ops 4

by lololol99999 December 11, 2018

LanceSmallDick

Noun: LanceSmallDick is his very small Lima bean lookin ass dick. XanderDick is way bigger and erect.

LanceSmallDick is a Lima bean.

by Xavier Xan December 19, 2018

Lance

Is a potato and causes all your problems. He is a very humorless guy and loves to bake but always burns the house down.

“ Lance! I smell smoke! Are you cooking again!?”

by ThouShallNeverKnow January 29, 2019

Lance

Georgia loves Lance!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Georgia: I love lance

by ahxjjandns February 20, 2019

Lane

Lane's are boys who are very intelligent, but whether they use it for good or bad is up to them. They can be funny and very witty, and are usually sarcastic, but they can also be very rude. A Lane is someone you either love or hatr, its never in the middle, it can even be both!

WOW he's funny, he must be a Lane

by yyeett yyet oof March 11, 2019

Lance

A little shit that never gets off of video games, and will most likely die alone. He is the son of an epic whore and is rude all of the time.

Kid:Hey Lance! Wanna go to the pool?

Lance if that requires going outside and socializing. NO I wanna play fOrTnItE!!! *crys*

by Sucmytomatoe March 13, 2019

Lane Sample

Lane Sample the kid at Pensacola beach with the loudest truck but still doesn’t get laid and has a big sclong but still doesn’t get laid. He is known for reving it everything we’re he goes. His truck is a pos but everyone still loves it!#rattlecankustoms

Lane Sample is a ugly mf fucker

by Hsgendyrhebf April 30, 2019