my very nice grandma (she asked for this to be made because she felt sad about her name with so much crap on it)
she also makes our family biscuits that are really good so i also made this because of that
she also makes our family biscuits that are really good so i also made this because of that
my grandmother: "hey why did they have to use my name? why not karen with a 'c'?"
me: "its more of an adjective then a name at this point"
my grandmother: *reads another definition*
my grandmother: "blah blah uses her 'pussy?!'"
me: "pussy pass, grandma, its basically a get out of jail free card women use"
my grandmother: "oh"
me: "its more of an adjective then a name at this point"
my grandmother: *reads another definition*
my grandmother: "blah blah uses her 'pussy?!'"
me: "pussy pass, grandma, its basically a get out of jail free card women use"
my grandmother: "oh"
by soonice1974 February 8, 2022
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Also known as the most common type of women in the west.
A politically correct way of insulting women.
Synonyms for Karen
Your mom
Also known as the most common type of women in the west.
A politically correct way of insulting women.
Synonyms for Karen
Your mom
Fuck you, Karen.
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Get the Karen mug.mother of 3. against vaccination. head of the pta. drives a mini cooper. stay at home mom. will speak to the manager.
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Get the Karen mug.A Karen refers to a person, almost always a woman, who goes above and beyond to inconvenience others in pursuit of what she wants.
Karens are natively found in grocery stores- especially Walmart- thrift stores, and children’s soccer games. You can spot a Karen by their obtusely short and blonde haircuts, bad eyeliner, cheap runners, the Starbucks drinks they seem to pull out of thin air, and the burning need to speak to managers.
Karen’s also see the need to interject their opinions on every single living person in their radius, even if no one asks or fucking cares. They will also attack you based on any and all opinions and beliefs that don’t align with their self righteous mentality, and will go to the grave trying to destroy you or your business over bullshit that’s not any of their concern (not to be confused with a debater). They will also whine about anything and everything in their lives to garner pity from friends and family simply because their miserable with their life.
If someone calls you a Karen, you need to seriously re-evaluate what you’re doing in that moment, or even with your life because honey, that ain’t it. In short, back the fuck off and walk away. It’s for the best.
Karens are natively found in grocery stores- especially Walmart- thrift stores, and children’s soccer games. You can spot a Karen by their obtusely short and blonde haircuts, bad eyeliner, cheap runners, the Starbucks drinks they seem to pull out of thin air, and the burning need to speak to managers.
Karen’s also see the need to interject their opinions on every single living person in their radius, even if no one asks or fucking cares. They will also attack you based on any and all opinions and beliefs that don’t align with their self righteous mentality, and will go to the grave trying to destroy you or your business over bullshit that’s not any of their concern (not to be confused with a debater). They will also whine about anything and everything in their lives to garner pity from friends and family simply because their miserable with their life.
If someone calls you a Karen, you need to seriously re-evaluate what you’re doing in that moment, or even with your life because honey, that ain’t it. In short, back the fuck off and walk away. It’s for the best.
Example 1:
Karen: Wear your mask!
Person: I have a medical condition so I can’t.
Karen: Do I look like I give a fuck about your ‘medical condition’ when you’re endangering everyone around you!? And keep your crotch goblins away from me they’re probably crawling it’s disease.
Example 2:
Karen: Let me speak the manager.
Employee: I Sure thing ma’am, let me call-
Karen: Did you just call me ‘ma’am’? How dare you, I will get you fired for this.
Karen: Wear your mask!
Person: I have a medical condition so I can’t.
Karen: Do I look like I give a fuck about your ‘medical condition’ when you’re endangering everyone around you!? And keep your crotch goblins away from me they’re probably crawling it’s disease.
Example 2:
Karen: Let me speak the manager.
Employee: I Sure thing ma’am, let me call-
Karen: Did you just call me ‘ma’am’? How dare you, I will get you fired for this.
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2: she doesn’t respect the drip
2: she doesn’t respect the drip
Kevin: dude are you coming to the party tonight?
Mike: I can’t my mom won’t let me
Kevin: Can I guess she’s a Karen?
Mike: yes
Kevin: not surprised
Mike: I can’t my mom won’t let me
Kevin: Can I guess she’s a Karen?
Mike: yes
Kevin: not surprised
by Sesamelove October 17, 2019
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