Jordan

Jordan is the best little brother you can have he's very bad likes hitting people and likes to act cool in school he's a fish well that's what his siblings call him he's most likely to have a sister name jade and a brother name Joe Joe. Jordan is also very evil. He also gets all the girls and he's very hot

Who is that cute boy over there. That's definitely a Jordan

by Yoofav.queenjayyy March 25, 2017

jordan and jenna

They are one of the strongest couples and they can not be separate but jenna is pretty shy while Jordan is very out going and that’s why she loves him.

Jordan and Jenna are not able to be separated.

by Jordan and Jenna February 7, 2021

Jordan

A ‘Jordan’ is a male who seems friendly but is very slow/ stupid. It’s a male who is comfortable speaking to women but struggles to get any action as women can’t see past his friendly but dumb.

Ahh man you’re such a Jordan, you’re so slow

by Stevesidwell1111 July 25, 2022

Jordan

a retarded albino that throws finns in the bush at lunch

Jordan is a stupid cunt

by a stupid ranga January 27, 2020

Jordan

Jordan She is planning to make your Day so much worse if you heart someone she Knows she Doesn’t need an explanation on the problem or to be close to that person they get the job done.

Jordan Did he make you sad
You yes
Jordan ok I’ll remove him from the problem

by Glow April 22, 2022

Jordan-Gank

The theory that providing assistance to a losing situation will not improve upon it. It would be better to capitalize on a winning alternative, or to improve one's own situation.

"Has anyone seen our Jungler?"

"Are you winning lane?"

"No?"

" You should never expect a Jordan-Gank"

by JTrollen March 25, 2021

JORDAN

A jordan is a prepubescant boy who was born when his father cummed into the toilet and he evolved out of a sewer drain. From the chemicals in the sewer it has turned the jordans skin fully white like a piece of paper. Jordans facial expression lacks emotion, this is because he has no soul and the only thing he is attracted too are that of a species called ethans. Ethans and jordans are destine to fall in love in one life or another, and parttake in gay sexual intercourse to create what is known as a mason or a max. Jordan speaks in a high pitch lgbtq toned voice.

Brooo i me and my holmie got so horny last night w just started jordanning.

I didnt have a cumsock last night so i just pulled a jordan.

Wow prince phillip skin look like a jordan.

by Dickslaya685 September 28, 2022