Italian Shoebox

A shoebox hidden under the bed because you shouldn't have to pay tax.

Dad has an italian shoebox

by crackamodo December 26, 2021

Italian Thank You

To suck somebody’s dick as a way to thank someone

Person 1: “did he at least thank him?”

Person 2: “yeah Italian Thank You and everything”

by Jaber2doodle May 30, 2025

Italian Fingerjob

The act of inserting a man or woman's finger (preferably their smallest one) or toe inside a man's peehole, or the hole that is found at the tip of a man's penis. This is often described as both painful and pleasurable, and has been known to severely disfigures the man's penis.

John: Aw, man my penis hurts. She game me an Italian Fingerjob and I'm a bit sore.

by Dabaws December 30, 2013

Walmart version of Italians

Mexicans

Mexicans are just the Walmart version of Italians

by 🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌 September 27, 2022

Italian cheese grater

When you're on over the head and you put your knees on her hair while getting oral sex and rub your taint across her face

I did an Italian cheese grater last night

by SHIZNIC March 14, 2022

italian spice

Used to describe someone who overreacts to the most bland things. Can also be used for people who make shitty food and pass it off as amazing.

“Dude my mom flipped out because I didn’t comb my hair”
“She just has a little bit of italian spice to her”

My friend made chicken and it had no seasoning and was so dry, there was a lot of italian spice

by Jip-Meister February 20, 2024

Italian Chocolate Freezie

Having Nutella sucked off of ones nuts while ice cubes are rubbed on the nipples.

Bob: Janet tried the Italian Chocolate Freezie on me last night.
Joe: How was it?
Bob: Hard to come when your balls are covered in chocolate.

by Bob with Joe May 18, 2014