whats im gonna do

a common phrase between incompetent math teachers that know nothing about math

whats im gonna do is add 1+1 which equal 298

by commonjordanian2000 November 30, 2019

IMS

Irritable Mouth Syndrome - When you can't keep your mouth shut and spill all the secrets or are just constantly talking shit. Verbal diarrhea.

That mother fucker can't keep a secret. He got IMS.

by Chrisneverdies April 20, 2022

im not gay

This is a sentence is used by people who are trying to tell other people that they are not gay, but they are gay. So if you say this people automatically going to assume that you like the same gender as you are.

Guys, guys, im not gay trust me. (He is gay)

by pseudonymanman December 19, 2023

im off a bar

extremely intoxicated on marijuana!!!!

im off a bar right now bluhd. I hit that shit hella 🤪

by gangster14 May 15, 2019

im lucky pic

to show your favorite pictures of your significant other

MC: Yo my girl so bad
Friend: Lemme see your Im lucky pic
MC: here *shows best pictures of gf/bf*

by iaminloveiwithmygirlfriend October 18, 2022

im doing it are you

The question of one person doing a sexual act on the phone and saying “I’m doing it are you” to ensure one person isn’t being too weird

John says “hey Lisa I put a toothbrush up my bum. im doing it are you ?”

Lisa replies “yes John I’m doing it too!”

by JDsmithster June 12, 2024

Im laughing my life away

Laughing so f***ing hard that you feel lifeless after this episode.

"Oh god. Jessica told me what her boyfriend did last night and Im laughing my life away.

by Minediie December 18, 2016