Miss glass

The girl that ends up with broken bones after getting hit in the face twice, thus redirecting a flight.
Miss glass laughed about the hundreds of people she killed on the train after getting that dude banned from the airplane for life.
by The Original Agahnim October 29, 2021
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Miss glass

That's Miss Glass, she is hard as glass, she's the wrong one to try and shatter, don't let thinking you can see through her fool you, she is suprisingly not fragile.
by The Original Agahnim November 18, 2021
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mislaid glasses dilemma

Refers to da humorously-annoying conundrum dat's frequently encountered by folks suffering from C.S.S. (i.e., Can't See S**t"), particularly those who also have poor short-term memory --- they set their glasses down someplace, but then they forget where they laid them, and they cannot see well enough without said corrective lenses to find them again.
Keeping a spare pair of glasses (like simple reading-specs from da dollar store) in a certain place at all times (and then promptly returning them to said location after using them in a "mislaid glasses dilemma" emergency, like a hidden set of house/car keys that you use whenever you've accidentally "locked yourself out") can get you out of the age-old "I need my glasses in order to see well enough to FIND my glasses!" problem... you will always know where in the house that your "rescue" glasses will be, so you can go and temporarily don them for clear vision till you find your "regular" glasses again, and then put the spare set back in their "for emergencies" location.
by QuacksO October 26, 2020
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wearing glasses

you love making out with big men
bro definitely loves wearing glasses
by daddy41 May 06, 2022
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Spicy glass

Spicy glass refers to depression glassware that is radioactive. They used uranium in some glass also know as vaseline glass that glows under a blacklight. They also used uranium as a glaze on other things. Collectors now search for these and use a Geiger counter to see how radioactive it is or "spicy "
by Zaleemae Vamps February 04, 2024
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Seattle shot glass

The act of urinating into into a gaping butthole and then sucking it out
Bro Conner told me he gave Jenna i Seattle shot glass at the party last Friday
by Roxxii March 27, 2022
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