parent-flation

(Noun)
The tendency of parents to become increasingly lenient with each successive child, often resulting in the youngest having fewer rules and responsibilities than the eldest. (Or “Parentflation”)

Jake had a strict bedtime of 9pm growing up, but due to parent-flation, his youngest brother can stay up until midnight.

by TheSnake29 February 1, 2025

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Bonita flatbacker

It’s when you go upside down and shit in someone’s mouth and then nut in their mouth and then give them a golden shower.

“Yo bro we snuck in some apartments in Chula Vista and there was a party and we gave them the Bonita flatbacker!”

by The slick joker January 20, 2026

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A logical fallacy representing the opposite of the slippery slope—the unwarranted assumption that a present bad situation, negative trend, or harmful policy will inevitably lead to positive outcomes in the future, without evidence for this optimistic trajectory. Where the slippery slope argues that a small step will lead to disaster, the dry flat road argues that current troubles are just a flat, featureless stretch that will eventually deliver us to sunny uplands. "Yes, inequality is rising, but it will eventually force systemic change that leads to justice." "Yes, the environment is degrading, but necessity will drive innovation that saves us." "Yes, working conditions are worsening, but this will radicalize workers and bring revolution." The fallacy lies in treating "it could get better" as "it will get better"—projecting desired outcomes onto the future without mechanism, evidence, or timeline. Like a dry flat road that seems to promise an easy journey but may lead anywhere, this fallacy comforts without justifying.

Example: "He dismissed every concern about authoritarian trends with 'this will eventually lead to a popular uprising that restores democracy'—Dry Flat Road Fallacy, treating a hoped-for future as inevitable just because the present is bleak."

by Dumu The Void March 17, 2026

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AI-flation

Tech products becoming more expensive due to AI

"you see how the graphics card company is selling to AI companies, its caused massive AI-flation"

by Captarcher4 December 18, 2025

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Pound it Flat

Pounding it flat is the act of sex where the male takes authority and aggressively thrusts his penis into the vagina. Therefore pounding it flat would be a proper term.

"Kattie wanted it so bad that I decided to pound it flat"

by IETVTS2 July 18, 2014

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