Did you hear what David did at Jared's wedding last weekend? Jared's cousins were talking about how they used to go to Pulse nightclub all the time and David 9/11 flexed on them by working in that he was looking out the window at school when he saw the plane hit the First Tower.
by ShaolinPeesh January 5, 2026
Get the 9/11 Flex mug.Did you hear what David did at Jared's wedding last weekend? Jared's cousins were talking about how they used to go to Pulse nightclub all the time and David 9/11 flexed on them by working in that he was looking out the window at school when he saw the plane hit the First Tower.
by ShaolinPeesh January 5, 2026
Get the 9/11 Flex mug.Related Words
Filex
• filexican
• Flex
• Flex Tape
• filet mignon
• file
• Flex Nuts
• Filet O'Fish
• flexer
• Flex offender
RELEASE THE FILES! I'LL DRONE STRIKE EVERYBODY! BLULULULULULULULULULULU! BALALALALALALALALALA! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!
by Hym Iam March 18, 2025
Get the Shut up and release the files, bitch! mug.by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 30, 2025
Get the ...The First Thought Of An Ogg File On OnlyfyFans.com mug.It’s a sarcastic or comical way of saying you’re going to go very hard on something, whether that's a workout, cooking a steak, fixing a problem, etc. coined in 2025 by RCS
“How’s that new blender?”
“Bro, it slaps so hard it made the smoothie beg for mercy and file a 401(k).”
Slap it till it begs for mercy and files a 401(k)
“Bro, it slaps so hard it made the smoothie beg for mercy and file a 401(k).”
Slap it till it begs for mercy and files a 401(k)
by AKansasIntellectual June 14, 2025
Get the Slap it till it begs for mercy and files a 401(k) mug.Because more important than notifying your family that your kids are about to drown... They need to protect the rich pedophiles and cover up the theft of AI. That's what's REALLY important to them.
Hym "Republicans Block motion to force the DOJ to release Epstein files... To protect the pedophiles on the list and for no other reason. They do not care about justice. They do not care about your lives. They care about having power OVER YOU and KEEPING that power, by any means necessary. So they can molest kids. That's why they need to keep the power. If REE-LON can't pretend to be the creator of AI... How is he going to anal coke-head actresses? Elon was invited to the island! He is not a politician yet somehow read classified documents? Us the weird to anyone other than me or no?"
by Hym Iam July 15, 2025
Get the Republicans Block motion to force the DOJ to release Epstein files mug.