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Ethan

Ethan is a boy. he is a nerd. he loves Pokémon. he is my bestie. um. he is not really cool but he is sometimes. he is "straight" he is overall a good friend. but he gives terrible advice don't go to him for advice. plz.
love yaaaa
"yo ima call with ethan." yas queen
by ineedsugarcookies April 27, 2022
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he is so hot you would be straight, then gay after seeing him.
by your god pp man April 28, 2022
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Ethan is a type of person who has trouble trusting people and has a small group of friends. he likes to listen to music a lot and drinks energy drinks 24/7. But when his friends try to get him to open up he closes up even more. ethan has some mental issues and will shut you out when things get unberable but hes secretly sooooo sweet and genuinely loves to cuddle randomly and won't say what hes truely feeling because its embarrising.
person: dude whats up with Ethan lately
person 2: idk i thinks hes just been going through some stuff lately
person 3: yk mabye this time he'll finally tell us whats bothering him so much
by Jamal_isetanzzz April 29, 2022
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A person that can’t finish a statement, rely on hiding in groups and get made fun behind his back by his friends and family if you met one use Him and abuse him because at the end of his day he come home to see his wife or girlfriend getting smashed by her boyfriends
That boy ethan sure is funny I wonder what he thinking about
by Biggestkikever April 30, 2022
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Person 1: oh look it’s that little mayo monkey Ethan who gets off to 16 yr olds
Jet: what a bitch
by Fuckboy mel May 2, 2022
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Sexy beast. Dont mess with an Ethan unless your ready to feel nothing bit horny when your around him.
"Ohhhhh Ethan. It feels so good"
by TaterThot69 May 5, 2022
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Ethan is the strongest guy I know. Whether it be mentally or physically, he is so strong. And, although he puts on the tough guy act, deep down he’s soft and loves attention. He’s been through a lot yet still manages to make those around him smile. He doesn’t like counting on others but truthfully, it’s what he needs. He can make the toughest of crowds die on the floor with laughter with his comedically genius abilities. He is loyal to those who are loyal to him, and knows how to treat a woman right 😏

Ethan is a chad. He is super rad. He is also very swag. Yuh.

He is vERY attractive, me-OW! You can NEVER get enough of this guy, he is just- MMH. CHEFS KISS! Oh yaaaa~ Ethan~ His voice is gentle and very attractive, he can make an girl fawn over him with a simple “hey, how are you?” He has a big, huge, juicy…personality~! What? What’d you think I was gonna say? His dick? His face is adorable and with one smile, he’ll melt your heart. If Ethan ever enters your life, you better be fucking greatful.

And if you even think about hurting him…we’ll make sure you NEVER see the light of day EVER again…

Thank you for your time~!
Example of Ethan

Girl 1: He’s so HOT.

Girl 2: I know! Ethan is gonna be mine!

That Girl: No…this kill is gonna be mine *murders the two irrelevant and ugly women*

Ethan: …hot.
by xyzhij May 8, 2022
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