A sexual act that involves covering ones penis in batter(with no rising agent) sticking said penis into a cold place and then fucking a whore with a yeast infection.
Jeff: i paid a whore to give me a frozen corn-dog.
Tim: how did you find such a lovely woman.
Jeff: the smell.
Tim: how did you find such a lovely woman.
Jeff: the smell.
by Rogefag December 10, 2010
by milissa December 20, 2007
Errr, have you guys ever heard of the burning corn dildo? Its when you heave a 12 inch cob that you've boiled to 1000 degrees, and furiously rape yourself in a beautiful sensation of throbbing pain. Lubed up with high quality butter of course, thrilling your colon with every seductive stroke. The raging burning is totally worth the benefits of shoving a cob up your tantalized anus.
by Th3 Pr0curat0r December 17, 2018
by Domisabitchboyclaptrap November 03, 2019
After my late night and corn dog breakfast, i continued playing call of duty, trying not to gag from jon's baby killing corn dog farts.
by BigMikeTheBrave March 08, 2011
An Oklahoma Corn Cob, is where you stick a corn cob into a girls vagina during a period until she cums on it. Then you proceed to eat the cob with all the extra toppings.
The other day my girl friend was on her period and to relieve her stress we performed the oklahoma corn cob.
by johnson13 March 26, 2009
by longhairedluver April 12, 2006