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Fire Fighters Coffee Mug

This is when you shave off your own as well as your sexual partners pubic hair and then proceed to shave off one of your partners eyebrows. Next, you jizz where the shaved eyebrow once was. And finally, you take those shaved off pubes and sprinkle them onto the same spot you just came. The goal is to make it look like the eyebrow was never shaved off
Person 1: Yo I just mugged this bitch last night
Person 2: Really you mugged her? Like robbed her?!
Person 1: No way man! I fire fighters coffee mugged her!

Person 2: Oh sweet! :D
by jerry harrus October 31, 2013
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Coffee Vanille

A special type of coffee that claims to have vanilla in it but has no trace of it at all. The process of making it usually includes a man eating a lot of vanilla, then taking a dump in a cup. Afterwards he melts the feces in hot water. This way the beverage gets the coffee look and the vanilla smell from the mans dump. The drink usually entices young girls with the scent of the mans dump.
Dispenser: WARNING: DRINKING COFFEE VANILLE IS HIGHLY DANGEROUS AND CAN KILL YOU.

Young woman: But the smell is so appealing! I must have some!
by Hot chocolateman September 9, 2011
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Coffee Beans

Deer poop that resembles coffee beans.
"Shoot! I just stepped in coffee beans!"
by Daniana October 6, 2010
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Coffee

A code word to tell your friends there's a hot girl nearby.
*hot girl walks by*
Me: Wanna go grab some coffee?
Friend: *looks around and sees the girl* Hell yeah, I want some coffee.
by adeicerca4rd May 25, 2011
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Coffee Cake

A discreet euphemism for sexual activities exclusively between English speaking Asian people.
Note: If activities are homosexual in any way then nuts must be mentioned, commonly walnuts.
C: I'm just going off for a bit of coffee cake.
T: Alright! Bring us back a piece.

C: Don't tell anyone, but I fancy a bit of coffee cake with walnuts.
T: There's no shame in having nuts in your butter-cream.
by Cheeseandmarmite2013 August 20, 2013
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Coopee

A hot ass bitch, who wants many kids and is very athletic
Did you see Coopee yesterday she did a triple backflip!!
by 9_fingerz June 3, 2015
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coffee warlord

the coffee warlord was a sad, sad thing.
by fof May 20, 2003
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