Christian Lorenzo'd

Tripping someone down the stairs.
Also pushing .

Dude, I totally Christian Lorenzo'd that girl today.

by AnikaaNyaa November 16, 2009

Christian karen

A total asshole that is mostly homophobic, abusive, and will stop abortion in ANY way possible.

Person #1: Omg, look its that asshole that tells my son being gay is a sin.
Person #2: Yeah, she's such a Christian karen.

by wuhnde March 21, 2022

Christian Gustafson

A pure sharpshooting point guard. Unguardable 3pt shooter. Try hard fortnite player that is do do.

Bro that Christian Gustafson is godly.

by HarryBaller November 30, 2018

Keyboard Christian

A person who constantly posts bible quotes or talks about being religious and spews nothing bit hate.

Why are Trump supporters always keyboard Christians?

by Losavic March 21, 2016

Christian Cort

not sus NOT my friend has a 22 inch blade and a katana my friend is swagstermcdreamwastaken_7___4notfoundinit_9787 and his dad is lebron james and daddy birchwood

poo is yum - Christian Cort

by aj davis_7initnotfound June 11, 2021

Holiday Christian

A Christian that only goes to church during the holidays.

Why does Ben even bother coming here? What, he can only make time to come to church during Christmas? He's such a Holiday Christian.

by Sanityfan May 2, 2010

Christian Jessen

Best known his work as a GP on the tv series Embarrassing Bodies, Christian is openly gay and advertises the fact with an incredibly homo-erotic hair cut, which is said to be in the form of a man parting his buttocks.

Did you watch Embarrassing Bodies last night? Although i thoroughly enjoyed the Christian Jessen segment my favorite was watching the granny anus prolapse

by andre...i mean david king July 29, 2011