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Canada

Boring ass Country with no culture its a huge country yet it has little to nothing in it other then trees and your occasional city which you could confuse with any other city in the world because there all the same
Lets Go to Canada!.

Ew Dude Canada? That Place Stinks!
by Throwaway 272772 July 2, 2020
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Country Canada

Canada is a country that has achieved independence 2008. They were control by Germany for over 30 years.
The Country Canada is inferior to the United States.
by George W. . Bush March 15, 2009
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Canada

The home country of Justin Bieber, Robin Thicke, Avril Lavigne, and Nickleback.
So basically it's like the British invasion of the 1960's, except it's the Canadian invasion of... now. Also, instead of the revolutionary music that came with The Beatles, Rolling Stones, and many others, we get the ear piercing music of Justin Sheber and company. Canada is also the home country of Rob Ford and Ted Cruz. Think about that. Curling and ice hockey are their main sports, and while the latter is more entertaining than basketball, I cannot believe they find the former fascinating.
Considering how many awful people are Canadian, maybe America should invade Canada. Just sayin'
by CleuudDisappear13 April 3, 2015
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Canada's History

Terrible dumb stupid and non-existent. shouldn't of happened. Per request of Stephen Colbert.
by jamsickle February 4, 2010
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Canada's History

When multiple parties in an orgy end up with multiple digits in the wrong orifices.
That orgy went so bad last night...totally Canada's History
by fattunesy February 4, 2010
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Canada's History

The act of filling the Stanley Cup with maple syrup while wearing moose and doing some chick. You must then chug the maple syrup before ejaculating.
"Did you see that guy doing Canada's history?"

"Yeah, he only succeeded because of his thick dick sucking lips."
by hesusismighty February 4, 2010
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Canada's History

The act through which Stephen Colbert pwns the crappy studio apartment above America.
Holy crap! You just Canada's History -ed those socialists! Nailed 'em!
by Le Justier Masqué February 4, 2010
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