batcrap crazy

A person who is batcrap crazy is certifiably nuts. The phrase has origins in the old fashioned term "bats in the belfry." Old churches had a structure at the top called a belfry, which housed the bells. Bats are extremely sensitive to sound and would never inhabit a belfry of an active church where the bell was rung frequently. Occasionally, when a church was abandoned and many years passed without the bell being rung, bats would eventually come and inhabit the belfry. So, when somebody said that an individual had "bats in the belfry" it meant that there was "nothing going on upstairs" (as in that person's brain). To be BATcrap CRAZY is to take this even a step further. A person who is batcrap crazy is so nuts that not only is their belfry full of bats, but so many bats have been there for so long that the belfry is coated in batcrap. Hence, the craziest of crazy people are BATCRAP CRAZY. ( thank/thanks kbli)

It has been reported brain eating zombies protesting in Washington DC, one was quoted as saying " we are not only starving, we are asking the FDA, to require labeling for those whom are batcrap crazy, warning "taste like batcrap", FDA defended their policy position, "we here at monsanto don't believe in labeling what we put in anyone's food"

by twz January 31, 2015

Catching the Crazy Turkey

Voracious and elaborate sexual intercourse in a bed. Loud turkey gobbling sounds are mandatory. Aside from this, the exact performance of catching the crazy turkey vary from couple to couple but it may also include killing a chicken as foreplay

"I heard Joe and Teresa were catching the crazy turkey last night."
"Yeah, man. I heard there was chicken blood all over the bedroom after that."

by TheSilkKIng December 13, 2014

Hot crazy scale

Hot crazy-Scale as it is famous from "How I met your mother", a girl can be crazy as long as she is equally hot.

Mark: so what's with that girl Donna you've dated last night?
Barney: Man she playing ping pong on that hot crazy scale! she gave me head under the table then stabbed me with a fork.

by Rols Rois May 6, 2008

CBS (Crazy Bus Syndrome)

Crazy Bus Syndrome is a disease of the mind that causes people to act absolutely crazy when crowded on a bus. It usually occurs with younger people and is more powerful in groups.

Boy 1: I'LL RIP YOUR HEART OUT!!!!
Boy 2: Relax, it's just the CBS (Crazy Bus Syndrome) talking!

Boy 1: Why did you punch me in the face on the ride to New York?
Boy 2: Sorry, I was suffering from CBS (Crazy Bus Syndrome).

by mattanzi May 27, 2011

tom cruise crazy

Kind of self-defining. Behaving in ways that are shocking or ridiculous to other people and totally unaware of how others are reacting.

He spent all night trying to impress a stripper with a disappearing coin trick. Rob's Tom Cruise Crazy.

by KLParmley July 23, 2008

Catching the crazy turkey

An act that starts with a wild turkey and ends with sex in a bed. It's too wild for many. Gobble, gobble!

Everyone knows where you've been. You've been catching the crazy turkey over there in Lindsay's bed.

by 2bantah December 13, 2014

Bat Shit Crazy Bitch

A woman who is completely insane beyond the capacity of regular insanity, or craziness.

Glen Close in Fatal Attraction was a Bat Shit Crazy Bitch

Lorena Bobbitt was a Bat Shit Crazy Bitch.

Man 1- "That chick is gorgeous."

Man 2- "That's my buddy Dave's ex, she drove his own car through the front living room of his house. She's a Bat Shit Crazy Bitch."

by SardonicAnthony July 25, 2011