Closet Creep

Closet creep occurs when understood boundaries are ignored in shared closet space.

There are understood to be boundaries in a shared closet. Two people, each have half the space available to them to use as they wish.

One goes to their space in the closet to find other's clothes in their space; you would sense closet creep

by urban bullet August 23, 2011

Closet heterosexual

1. A man/woman that acts totally gay but in reality loves the opposite sex. Just acts gay to be funny.

2.See Jorge aguilar

Jorge is acting like a total closet heterosexual, he asked me to suck his dick but I know he has a girl

by Desolate_Gamble November 28, 2015

closet emo

Says their not emo, probably has never self-harmed (SAYS THAT MAKES THEM NOT EMO), owns one mainstream band t-shirt, and secretly hates them self. wears darker clothes but not black, and wears heavy eye makeup.

probably identify as grunge, or punk but lets be real we know they're probably more scared to admit their emo than a gay kid at bible camp.

debby is a closet emo

by ThAtBiTcHdebbra May 4, 2017

cutting out of the closet

the act of confessing that one is emo

1: dude, john was cutting out of the closet to me in class

2: so, he's emo, then!

by 81halohunter February 19, 2011

cleanin' out my closet

See clean out one's closet.

cleanin out my closet
cleaning out my closet

by Fangsta December 14, 2003

emotionally close

The aspect of a personal or professional relationship (particularly in government office) between a senior man and a younger woman that includes, but is not limited to, fellatio.

"We were emotionally close" - Bill Clinton (Forty-Second President of the United States, 1998)

by Rich Jackson February 16, 2007

closetmonkey

a gay neighbor that thinks hes cool and comes over at HIDES IN THE CLOSET if this is a guy it isnt bad run in the closet with her

*straight*:what the fuck are u doing <put name here> can i come in?(<only for GIRLS!)
*gay*wanna come in (for girl)wanna come in(guy)
*straight*yes(girl)nowaht the fuck are u doing get out of my house!(guy)

by zippo man November 6, 2004