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Bed bumped

When you and your partner are having sex so rough you hit your head on the (nearest wall or vertical object) and then cum.
Hey! Did you get bed bumped last night? You look like a train wreck.
by OkieCat October 8, 2020
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bump off

The gangsters threatened to bump off anyone who snitched to the police. (Note: This is a fictional scenario, and violence is not something to be taken lightly.)
by Arminkshipper July 23, 2024
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Penis bump

Also known as dick bump, penis bump is when you bump your penises together with someone else, typically on purpose, similar to a "chest bump".
That was sick... PENIS BUMP!!

Let's do a penis bump!
by LingDanc803 July 15, 2023
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Bump of chicken

A Japanese alternative rock group consisting of Motoo Fujiwara (Vocalist/guitarist), Yoshifumi Naoi (bassist), Hiroaki Masukawa (lead guitarist) & Hideo Masu (Drummer)
"Did you go to the Bump of chicken concert last month?"
"Yes, they were awesome!"
by Nicole_fangirl September 11, 2020
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what the bumps

It's like saying "what the fuck" but you're in 8th grade and your mom is within hearing distance. Also, you can catch yourself saying "what the..." and instead of cursing, promptly follow it with "bumps". It'll confuse the sensitive shit head.
Hey, son, didn't I tell you to clean the garage?

What the bumps mom, I'm trying to masturbabte.
by VaginaSniffer3000XL February 15, 2017
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Bump

Got to squeeze that sleeve bumps wont work in a slack span
by Two-blocked July 6, 2022
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Brooke county speed bump

When one is getting head while driving but she is punching your Ballsack until you ejaculate
Be careful because i can always give you a Brooke county speed bump babe
by Salty Steve February 9, 2015
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