The Boston Molassacre

The Great Molasses Flood, also known as the Boston Molassacre, was an industrial accident in 1919 where molasses flooded parts of Boston after a tank full of the stuff fell over.

Even 100 years after The Boston Molassacre, the city of Boston continues to be one of the stickiest cities in the world.

by anuncertainsomeone July 3, 2023

Resting Boston face

When you look mean, but you’re really just from Boston…. And you’re mean.

I stayed far away from that guy over at the bar with the Guinness and the resting Boston face.

by Dot rat 999 August 8, 2023

Soft Boston

A soft Boston is when you stick your flaccid penis into a Boston cream pie that has been microwaved for 15-30 seconds (or to preferred temperature) and then utilizes it as a flesh light.

Hey man! You gotta try doing a Soft Boston, it’s way cheaper than flesh lights!

by Macaroniplug September 21, 2023

Michael bortolussi

Michael bortolussi is a type of sexual toy inserted anally. It’s used primarily on a sex swing between a lesbian couple. It’s similar to a so called “strap on”

Hey baby are we gonna use the Michael bortolussi tonight?

by Michael bortolussi lover 99 December 17, 2024

michael bortolussi

Michael Bortolussi (noun): A revolutionary, highly sought-after gadget for bedroom shenanigans, combining cutting-edge technology with just the right amount of mystery and pizzazz. Known for its sleek design, unexpected features, and a tendency to spark uncontrollable erections mid-use, the Michael Bortolussi has become the ultimate toy and the pièce de résistance of any adventurous evening. Warning: Side effects may include excessive erections, questionable decision-making, and the occasional "kill me now" moment.

honey get the michael bortolussi im feeling romantical

by Michael bortolussi lover 99 January 15, 2025

Mississippi Boston Cream

A sexual act in which the one participate, the giver, is finishing inside a partner and then pulls out in time to ejaculate on the receivers tummy; THEN (Key part that the giver has to have explosive diarrhea) The giver then violently rolls the receiver onto their tummy, before they compromise their poo package, in which the giver must let loose of their butt juice on the back of the receiver, the finished result should resemble a Boston Cream donut

Yo this bih is into some freaky shit, She wants me to give her a Mississippi Boston Cream

by TummySticksAndBrogurt October 9, 2025

The bortolussi

The bortolussi is a fun new device invented by a man named Chris defer. The bortolussi is a portable wind tunnel showing how aerodynamic an object is.

I used the bortolussi today to see how aerodynamic Michael’s hair is.

by MarcusGolf99 March 31, 2025