Boner Business

When one intentionally arouses his dick by viewing sexual or repulsive content.

My friend always does boner business in his free time because he loves to arouse his dick.

by Boner Terms September 14, 2017

JUMP BONES

The act of wanting to screw someone so hard their bones rattle and their soul leaves their body.

Man, I seen Jessica walkin by earlier man, and she was wearing this shirt, showed off everything, I wanted to jump bones with that chick.

by DontCareNeverCared October 10, 2016

Stone n' Bone

1. Getting stoned and then finding someone to bone. Usually, with far lower standards.
2. Getting someone else stoned with the intention to bone them.

Guy1: "Woah she's hot, way out of my league though"
Guy2: "Dude, you could totally Stone N' Bone that!"

by TheMarsh January 23, 2009

bongitis

to smoke weed so often that you may as well be diagnosed with an actual condition.

ted: hey doof, how did finals go?
doof: not sure man, i caught bongitis and haven't put down morrowind: elder scrolls in 23 days now.

by tedd January 2, 2008

bonerhawk

A female who keenly waits for a male victim to reach inebriation before attempting to initiate sexual activity for personal gain. Most commonly, the female will perform involuntary fellatio while the victim sleeps in order to initiate sexual intercourse.

"Damn, how hard was Holly bonerhawkin' Trav at Central?"

"Oh, Dude. Hard."

by jwill22 January 11, 2009

Boner Bonanza

After a long night of drinking, if a man goes to sleep without ejaculating, his penis will not have the normal amount of erections throughout the night.

This will result in a "Boner Bonanza" the following day. A "Boner Bonanza" is an astonishing number of unintended erections during the day.

This could prove embarrassing.

Dude, I got wasted last night and did not rub one out. Looks like I have a "Boner Bonanza" today.

by Bubba Riverwood June 13, 2010

Cleaning the bong

To rub ones penis(usually during masturbation) which looks as if said one is cleaning a bong(device used to smoke drugs) until said one ejaculates.

Did you see Joey cleaning the bong over Megan last night.

by Ammo hog November 19, 2010