Bindi

The dot between the eyebrows on an Indian woman. On her wedding day, the groom scratches off the dot to see if he’s won a motel or a chain of convenience stores.

When I rubbed off my new wife’s bindi it said “Holiday Inn” underneath!

by rainbowdash93 May 12, 2019

blinded by the bro

When someone makes bad decisions based the level of friendship with another dude.

Dude, he's barely making it himself but he's footing the bill for that freeloader's ICP ticket, even letting him crash on the couch without throwing in. He's blinded by the bro, and it's going to end up costing him.

by ThreadMaestro May 30, 2019

Bindraj

Bindraj is an extrodinary name to be called, it is the equivelent of being called divock origi or virgil van djik, people compare him with these amazing players as Bindraj is amazing at football and carries Gurshan And Arman on pro clubs. To be called bindraj you must be blessed

Well done you have done it Bindraj

by Bungala June 18, 2019

Blind Drooling Monkey

A sexual gesture in which both partners remove all clothing and kiss and or drool all over each other’s body while blind folded.

Can also be written as 🙈🤤

Aye yo Victor, have you ever tried blind drooling monkey with your girl?

by HappyHippopotamus July 3, 2019

blind-eye Jackson

Verb. To needlessly ask questions while at the same time unable to absorb or understand the answers.

"Why is it that whenever there is a problem, he blind-eye Jacksons me until I have to solve it myself?"
"Will you stop blind-eye Jacksoning me and just listen!?!"
"I tried to tell him how to fix his computer, but he blind-eye Jacksoned so much yesterday that I just got frustrated and hung up."

by Tom, the podiatrist August 23, 2019

Blind Whale

When you fuck a fat chick and then you nut in her eyes; you then leave quietly leave so she has to look for a towel on her own and she’ll be calling out to you, Since she’s fat she’ll be bumping into shit and Knocking stuff over like a giant land mammal

Me: I’m bout to blind that fat chick with my jizz

Him: oh blind whale

by Yung_virgin October 23, 2019

blindering

Blinding & bewildering at the same time.

The fox walked through the blindering mist.

by ipm November 10, 2019